PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Lorenzo Babidi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Yahweh Falwell acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Babidi
vs
Falwell

172 cm
24
153 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

171 cm
34
144 lbs
1 - 73 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lorenzo Babidi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 73 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Babidi.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Babidi avoids the head kick by Falwell.
Nice shot by Babidi.
Falwell walks forward, straight into a front kick from Babidi.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Babidi has cracked Falwell with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Babidi lands another huge swinging hook and Falwell tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Falwell, before Babidi can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lorenzo Babidi!
Our winner, Lorenzo Babidi, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.