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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between I Am (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Am's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part II. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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178 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
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180 cm
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184 lbs
32 - 20 - 3 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
KO power |
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Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, I Am!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 20 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Taro Takaoka and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Am throws a wild body kick that Anderson sees coming a mile off.
Anderson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Am moves away.
Anderson misses with a right hand
and Am counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anderson throws a body shot but no joy.
Anderson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Am not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Anderson trying to control but Am is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Am is looking to cinch up a triangle. Anderson throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Am's body to avoid the submission. Am has instead reached around Anderson's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Am arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). I Am!
An out of breath and clearly excited I Am thanked Sin City Allstars for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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