PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between James Normandy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pootie Tang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tang has chosen Pootie Tang as his entrance music. Pootie Tang is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Normandy
vs
Tang

157 cm
29
135 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

153 cm
29
130 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, James Normandy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pootie Tang!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, David Schapiro and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Normandy stuffs the takedown.
Normandy misses with a wild combination.
Tang fails in his attempt to clinch.
Normandy is looking to counter punch.
Tang tries to clinch up.
Normandy lands a jab-cross combination.
Normandy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Normandy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Normandy scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

It looks like Pootie Tang has been cut.

Tang throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Normandy was covering up waiting for the punch and Tang finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Normandy keeping full guard, as Tang tries to pass.
Tang stands and throws Normandy's legs to the side, diving into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Tang working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Tang tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Tang has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Normandy knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tang on the ground.
Tang working the ground and pound from side control.
Tang advances to mount.

Tang looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.

Tang is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Normandy has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Normandy wants to hold on but Tang pushes him away.
Tang has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Normandy's face.

Tang is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Tang!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Pootie Tang!
Pootie Tang thanked the fans post fight for their support.