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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Strongius Shorticus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Parker's choice of entrance music: Lucky You. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Peter Parker was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Strongius Shorticus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Peter Parker!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Franklyn Lucas and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Parker is looking to slow Shorticus down with leg kicks.
Parker throws a quick inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Parker.
Shorticus looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Strongius Shorticus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shorticus doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Shorticus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Parker thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Shorticus if he has to take too many more of those.
Shorticus is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parker connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Shorticus looks to land a left hand but Parker moved out of range nicely.
Shorticus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Parker.
Parker lands a head kick that stumbles Shorticus and the fighters go to the mat.
Shorticus is rocked!
It looks like Strongius Shorticus has been cut.
Parker slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Oh Shorticus is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Parker just content to control the position.
Shorticus seems to have got his legs back now.
Parker trying to control the position but Shorticus is working away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shorticus seems a little lost for a moment, as Parker dominates the positioning.
Parker trying to control the action but Shorticus is working from the bottom.
The strikes coming from Parker are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Shorticus taking a bit of punishment here - Parker scoring with strikes.
Parker throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Shorticus works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Shorticus missing with punches from the bottom.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Shorticus scores with a takedown into Parker's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shorticus stopping the sweep attempt from Parker.
Shorticus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Shorticusis looking to pass into half guard but Parker pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Parker is in guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Parker accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Parker stands and throws Shorticus's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Shorticus tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
Parker controls the position from side control.
Shorticus is looking for a sweep.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker trying to control the action but Shorticus is working from the bottom.
Shorticus strikes from the bottom.
Parker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Shorticus keeps working.
Shorticus manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Shorticus wants to get back to full guard but Parker has mounted him!
Shorticus is working to get back to half guard.
Parker looking for a guillotine from mount but Shorticus is having none of it.
Shorticus tries to lock up and control but Parker gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Shorticus is working to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shorticus bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Parker wants to sweep but no luck.
Shorticus advances position into side control!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Shorticus creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Parker is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Peter Parker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Strongius Shorticus's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Shorticus shoots in but Parker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Parker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Parker.
Shorticus dips to his left and cracks Parker with an uppercut!
Shorticus shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Parker pinned against the cage. Parker gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Shorticus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Shorticus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Parker.
Shorticus shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Strongius Shorticus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shorticus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shorticus chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Parker can pounce on him.
Parker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Parker cracks the inside of Shorticus's front leg.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parker moves into range and clinches up with Shorticus.
Still in the clinch, Parker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Parker tries to stall but Shorticus uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Parker lands with a short shot to the head.
Parker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Parker scores with a shoulder strike.
Parker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Parker.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shorticus jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Parker walks away with a smile on his face. Shorticus gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Shorticus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Parker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Shorticus. Shorticus circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Parker throws a nice inside leg kick.
Parker throws a leg kick which misses Shorticus's front leg but catches the back leg as Shorticus tries to avoid it.
Parker moves into range and clinches up with Shorticus.
Parker lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Shorticus has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Parker is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Parker scores with a shoulder strike.
Shorticus takes an elbow to the temple.
Parker lands a nice elbow.
A shot in the inside from Parker.
Parker unloads a knee to the mid-section. Shorticus lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Shorticus changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Parker fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Peter Parker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shorticus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Parker. Parker obviously looking to wear him down.
Shorticus shoots in for a takedown but Parker shows good takedown defense.
Parker connects with a solid leg kick.
Shorticus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Parker lands with a kick to the temple. Shorticus shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Shorticus takes a kick to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands with a nice body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shorticus takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Parker bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Parker lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Peter Parker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A left and a right from Parker both land. Nice combination.
A good leg kick by Parker.
Parker connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Parker moves out of range as Shorticus strikes.
A lazy left from Parker finds it's target.
Shorticus connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Parker's hands.
Shorticus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Parker as he jumps to the side.
Parker lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shorticus's sensitive parts.
Shorticus fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Parker displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Parker tries to clinch but Shorticus moves out of range.
Parker gets a clinch.
Parker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Parker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker is trying to maintain a safe position but Shorticus gets an underhook and turns Parker into the cage.
Parker holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Shorticus tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Parker smiles and moves away.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Parker - that will leave a mark!
Nice sprawl there from Parker as Shorticus shoots in.
Shorticus fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Parker scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Parker plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A nice inside leg kick there by Parker. That's going to slow Shorticus down.
Shorticus fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Parker lands a head kick. Shorticus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A decent looking cross lands there for Parker.
Parker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Peter Parker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Shorticus shoots in for a double leg but Parker sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Parker, right into the meat.
Shorticus chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Parker can pounce on him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker scores with a nice right hand.
Shorticus fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Parker sprawls well initially but Shorticus persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Parker is trying to control but can't.
Shorticus looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Parker with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Parker is pressing down on Shorticus's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Shorticus trying to control the position from guard on top but Parker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Parker kicks Shorticus off and gets to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Shorticus bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Parker's head.
Parker moves in looking to clinch but Shorticus pushes him off.
Shorticus shoots in but Parker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Shorticus gets a takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Peter Parker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Strongius Shorticus's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Parker, right into the meat.
Parker connects with a solid leg kick.
Parker lands with a slapping head kick.
Parker jabs Shorticus right on the nose. Shorticus blinks but takes it well.
Nice takedown defense from Parker. No joy for Shorticus on that attempt.
Crunch! Parker slams his shin into Shorticus's torso.
Shorticus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Parker. Parker obviously looking to wear him down.
Parker's corner calls for a 1-2. Parker obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Parker lands a high kick!
Parker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Shorticus shoots in for a double leg but Parker sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
A nice inside leg kick there by Parker. That's going to slow Shorticus down.
Left hook, right uppercut from Parker.
Shorticus misses with a hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Parker.
Shorticus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shorticus throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Parker's waist but Parker gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Shorticus off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Strongius Shorticus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Shorticus shoots in for a double leg but Parker sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shorticus with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Parker to score with a decent uppercut.
Parker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Parker feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Shorticus's calf.
Parker jabs Shorticus right on the nose. Shorticus blinks but takes it well.
Shorticus gets the takedown into side control.
Shorticus is working Parker over with some ground and pound from side control.
Parker wants to control but Shorticus postures up.
Parker is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Parker is trying to work for a sweep but Shorticus has mounted him!
Shorticus connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Shorticus is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Shorticus connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker tries to reverse the position but Shorticus maintains control.
A nice elbow there by Shorticus.
Shorticus landing strikes from the mount and Parker is in trouble!
Parker is trying to escape the mount.
Parker tries to hold on but Shorticus pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shorticus working for a submission but Parker is keeping him at bay.
BOOM! Shorticus connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Shorticus looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Shorticus looking to finish with strikes here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker gets back to half guard.
Parker wants to improve his position but Shorticus is controlling well.
Shorticus takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Shorticus thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Parker's head.
Shorticus lands with a punch from half guard.
Shorticus with the ground and pound but Parker uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Strongius Shorticus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Shorticus drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Parker manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Shorticus has Parker in his guard.
Parker passes into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shorticus wants to improve his position but Parker is controlling well.
Parker content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Parker looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Shorticus with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Peter Parker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Shorticus misses with some strikes from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Shorticus slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Parker working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Shorticus's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Peter Parker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Parker winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Peter Parker!
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Peter Parker!
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Peter Parker!
Peter Parker wins by unanimous decision!
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