PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Royal Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eye Land (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain comes to the cage accompanied by AC/DC Thunderstruck. Royal Pain could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Eye Land's chin.

Pain
vs
Land

181 cm
19
166 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

166 cm
26
166 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Tends to cut

Leviathan Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Royal Pain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Eye Land!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Santiago Holmes and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pain cracks Land with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
We've been told by Pain's head coaches at Rabid Dog that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Land misses with a straight left.
Pain swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Land looks to score with a jab to the body but Pain is just out of range.
Pain appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Pain misses the target.
Pain slips a jab from Land.
Land needs to keep his hands up - Pain had a free shot at his head there.
Pain lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pain throws a low kick but it's checked well by Land.
Land now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Land staying out of range there.
A big left from Pain misses.
Land throws out a counter right but Pain avoids it with no problem.
Pain shoots in for a takedown but Land shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Land swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Land throws a jab but it's blocked by Pain.
Pain fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Land on the side of the head.

Pain shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Pain was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Pain wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Land, who protects the arm well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Land is looking to regain half guard here but Pain keeps moving and retains side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pain looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Land can do anything to dispel that myth.

Pain has an Americana. Land didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Pain is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Pain hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Royal Pain!
Royal Pain gave a mention to Leviathan Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).