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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Morley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen's entrance music is Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . A fine choice. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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181 cm
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210 lbs
15 - 10 - 0 |
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190 cm
28
284 lbs
15 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Adam Morley! The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Morley tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Cartmen swivels and escapes. Morley looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cartmen is fending him off so far but Morley persists. Nope, Cartmen circles away and we're back to standing. It appears Cartmen was looking to counter with a kick there. Morley scores with a takedown into Cartmen's guard. Cartmen trying to control the position.
Cartmen keeping moving, preventing Morley from controlling successfully. Cartmen controlling Morley's posture. Cartmen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Morley. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Morley in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Morley content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. Morley lands a couple of elbows. Morley trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartmen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round. Morley cracks Cartmen with a solid left hand. Cartmen is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Abobomination Training that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet. Cartmen looking to hit a scissor sweep but Morley is one step ahead there. Morley looking to sit in guard and control but Cartmen gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Cartmen won't allow Morley to sweep him here. Morley has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan. Morley is trying to control the position but Cartmen postures up. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Cartmen wants to control from the top but Morley keeps moving. Cartmen looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Morley isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Cartmen stacks Morley on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Cartmen! Cartmen happy to just control the position for now. Morley tries to bench press Cartmen off him but Cartmen keeps the position. Cartmen trying to control the action but Morley is working from the bottom. Cartmen is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Morley gets back to half guard. Cartmen seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Morley does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. Cartmen looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Morley is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Cartmen wants to work for an arm triangle but Morley is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Morley is trying to get back to full guard. Morley is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment. Cartmen is thwarting Morley's attempts to control the position.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet. Morley has his takedown stuffed and Cartmen counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Eric Cartmen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adam Morley. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Morley shoots in for a double leg but Cartmen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. Morley throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Cartmen was covering up waiting for the punch and Morley finishes the takedown easily into guard. There's a bit of a scramble here and now Cartmen is on top in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Adam Morley will probably get the nod. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Cartmen gets caught napping as Morley dives in and scores a takedown. Cartmen manages to retain guard. Cartmen looking for a sweep. Not yet Cartmen, not yet. Morley trying to control but Cartmen is working from the bottom. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Morley tries to free his leg and advance position but Cartmen is retaining full guard. Cartmen looking to control.
Morley works over Cartmen with some ground and pound from guard. Adam Morley has got the better of the ground game so far. Morley landing with the ground and pound. Cartmen trying to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Morley chips away with some ground and pound. Morley pushing down on Cartmen's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. Morley has been the more effective fighter overall so far. The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Morley lands a nice short elbow.
It looks like Eric Cartmen has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round. Morley prevents Cartmen from improving his position. Cartmen wants to control but Morley is keeping busy.
Morley drops an elbow to the side of Cartmen's head.
Eric Cartmen's cut is getting worse. Morley trying to control from Cartmen's half guard. Cartmen has other ideas though and has regained full guard. Morley works over Cartmen with some ground and pound from guard. Morley lands a couple of digs. Cartmen looking to control.
Morley throws a strike but Cartmen rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Morley trying to keep a closed guard but Cartmen is proving a slippery customer.
Morley looking for a sweep. Not yet Morley, not yet. Morley lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Morley loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Cartmen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Cartmen keeping moving, preventing Morley from controlling successfully. Morley working some strikes from top position. Morley keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Cartmen's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cartmen has Morley pulled in close to control his posture. Cartmen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Morley distracts Cartmen with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Jeez, Eric Cartmen's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Eric Cartmen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Adam Morley! The defeated Eric Cartmen had this to say: 'screw you guys i'm going home'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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