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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Sher Shah Suri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Suri comes to the ring accompanied by Bohemia - Kali Denali . Sher Shah Suri has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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279 lbs
29 - 9 - 0 |
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300 lbs
32 - 18 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sher Shah Suri!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Shitty Bill!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Albert Achterberg and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bill lands with a right, followed by a left to the temple and Suri goes down! The ref sends Bill to a neutral corner so he can begin the count. 3,4,5,6 and Suri is back to his feet. He seems a little groggy but the referee thinks he's OK to continue, so we're back to the action!
It looks like Sher Shah Suri has been cut.
Suri tries to land a front kick but Bill steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Suri throws a jab when Bill was well out of range.
Bill on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bill misses with a hook. Suri ducked under it nicely.
Suri clinches up against the ropes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bill has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bill escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bill misses with the combination.
Suri has taken the fight to the clinch.
Suri misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Suri lands a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from Bill - that landed with a thud.
Suri lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Suri is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bill is defending well for now.
Suri misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bill throws a head punch that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Suri misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bill.
Bill tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Suri tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bill blocks a body shot from Suri.
Suri connects with a knee to the head.
Bill swings wildly with an uppercut but Suri uses good head movement to avoid it.
Suri swings wildly with an uppercut but Bill uses good head movement to avoid it.
Suri blocking some punches.
Bill misses with a short punch on the inside.
Suri misses with a punch to the body.
Bill digs a right hand underneath Suri's ribcage. Suri let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Still in the clinch, Bill scores with a nice short uppercut.
Suri keeps control of Bill as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A nice left hand lands by Suri.
Bill misses with the head strike.
Suri lands a left hand.
Bill wants to break free but Suri has control.
Bill breaks the clinch.
Suri really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Bill, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Suri throwing a counter right hand but Bill manages to avoid it.
Bill misses with a hook.
Suri throwing a counter right hand but Bill manages to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Suri throws a low kick but Bill avoids it.
Suri scores with a nice head shot.
Sher Shah Suri seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bill misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bill moves out of range of the strikes.
Bill circles away from the clinch attempt.
Suri drives through and clinches with Bill against the ropes.
Suri looking to throw knees to the head but Bill is blocking nicely.
Bill softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Bill throws a punch but it's blocked by Suri.
Bill breaks the clinch.
Bill ducks under a wild hook from Suri.
Suri wants to slow Bill down by chopping away at his legs.
Bill drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suri throws a lazy right hand but Bill sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bill unleashes a big counter combination but Suri bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Suri looks to score with a jab to the body but Bill is just out of range.
Bill is looking for the big counter here.
Suri throws a looping overhand right but Bill ducks down to avoid it.
Suri lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Suri throws a hook but Bill avoids it easily.
Suri clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Suri fails to land.
Bill wants to break free but Suri has control.
Suri fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Suri misses with the head strike.
Bill makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Suri tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Suri scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bill escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bill circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bill connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bill scores with a jab and follows up with an uppercut that drops Suri to his knees! He bounces straight back to his feet but is forced to take the mandatory standing 8 count before he's allowed to continue. We're back under way and the fighters meet in the middle of the canvas to re-engage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Donk. Bill catches Suri right on the button with a cross.
Bill throws a right and a left that Suri avoids nicely.
The fighters circling - Bill throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bill looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A telegraphed right hand from Suri misses the target.
Suri walks into a big right hand from Bill and goes down! The referee sends Bill to a neutral corner as Suri gets back to his feet. He looks OK so we're back under way.
Suri is rocked!
Sher Shah Suri's cut is getting worse.
Suri checks the leg kick.
Suri attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bill checks the leg kick nicely there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A swing and a miss from Suri.
Bill darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Suri moves in looking to clinch but Bill pushes him off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Shitty Bill will get the nod in that round, having scored multiple knockdowns.
The cut man is working on Sher Shah Suri's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Suri throws a leg kick which misses Bill's front leg but catches the back leg as Bill tries to avoid it.
Bill lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Suri out cold! Suri is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the ropes! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Shitty Bill!
Shitty Bill is the new super heavyweight champion!
Shitty Bill gave a mention to GREEN!160 in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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