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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock The Beast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pillow Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think The Beast might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Next Big Thing. Pillow Hands will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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265 lbs
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260 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock The Beast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pillow Hands!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hands lands with a straight right. The Beast didn't see that one coming.
The Beast definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Brock The Beast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hands connects with a looping right hand.
Hands tries to sprawl but The Beast drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Hands wants to get back to his feet.
Hands wants to get back to full guard.
Hands is positioning himself well to prevent The Beast advancing to mount.
Hands wants to improve his position but The Beast is controlling well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands is controlling The Beast's trapped leg to prevent The Beast from advancing to side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands is trying to stand.
Hands is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hands is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The Beast working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The Beast is breathing heavily.
Hands tries to roll over but The Beast keeps him under control.
The Beast is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hands keeps control of the position for the meantime.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The Beast prevents Hands from standing back up.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Hands's jab looks to have found its range, popping The Beast under the eye.
Hands moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Good standup being displayed there by Hands as he connects with a hook.
Hands stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A jab from Hands finds it's way through The Beast's defenses.
Hands scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
It looks like Brock The Beast has been cut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Beast on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Hands misses with the combination.
Hands stuns The Beast with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Beast gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Hands wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pillow Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Beast at a distance.
Hands scores with a three punch combo!
Hands scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Beast needs to keep his hands up - Hands had a free shot at his head there.
Hands lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The Beast is rocked!
Hands has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Hands connects with a body shot.
Oh The Beast is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands cracks The Beast with a hook to the temple - The Beast is on wobbly legs here! Hands swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! The Beast falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Hands wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Pillow Hands!
As Pillow Hands got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: You sucked at WWE, now you came to suck on the octagon? Do something useful and kill yourself, Reigns, my bitch'.
The defeated Brock The Beast had this to say: 'I will win the next fight, i don't'wanna go to WWE'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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