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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Henry Longbow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Longbow has chosen Hero as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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145 lbs
12 - 8 - 0 |
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160 cm
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139 lbs
18 - 11 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bruce Banner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Henry Longbow!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Richard Clark and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banner connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Longbow's hands.
Longbow moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Longbow walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Banner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Longbow.
Longbow throws a shot from downtown. Banner moves away and avoids it.
Banner throws a lazy right hand but Longbow sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Longbow looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Longbow blocks a head kick by Banner.
Banner lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Longbow misses with a low kick.
Banner on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Banner misses with a hook. Longbow ducked under it nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Banner throws an overhand right that lands on Longbow's shoulder, as Longbow tries to avoid the shot.
Banner looks to throw the jab but Longbow is out of range.
Longbow throws an off balance right hand
enabling Banner to counter with a crisp jab.
Longbow keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Banner.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Longbow! But no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Longbow moves out of range as Banner strikes.
Banner backing away here, and Longbow unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Banner takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nice cross by Banner.
Banner misses with a straight right.
Banner misses with a body shot.
Banner throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Longbow is rocked!
Longbow lands a head shot.
Longbow slips a straight right by Banner.
Banner circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Longbow drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Banner follows Longbow to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Banner!
After the big win, Bruce Banner made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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