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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Terrence Funk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phat Ho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Funk might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Megadeth - Peace Sells (But Who's Buying?). Phat Ho has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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167 cm
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148 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
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175 cm
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141 lbs
8 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Insanely flexible |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Terrence Funk! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Phat Ho! The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Hirohito Nitta and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Funk dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Ho is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Funk. Ho scores with a push kick. Ho goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Funk looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Ho is looking to clinch. Ho misses with a kick to the body.
Ho goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. A jab from Funk finds it's way through Ho's defenses. Funk misses with a hook
enabling Ho to counter with a crisp jab. Ho looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Funk gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Ho counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Ho swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Funk appears to be looking for a counter takedown. A big left from Funk misses. Funk looks for a takedown but Ho sprawls well.
That's one minute gone in the round. Funk is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ho. Ho lands a big head kick that sends Funk tumbling to the mat! Ho takes a step backwards and waves Funk back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Funk is rocked! Funk fails with the takedown and Ho connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Oh Funk is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Terrence Funk. That's going to take a lot out of him. Ho on the wrong end of a nice jab. Funk throws a predictable looking body shot
and Ho counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Funk takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Funk throws a jab but it's blocked by Ho. Ho thinks about the counter body kick. Funk rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ho counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Phat Ho! During a confident post fight interview, Phat Ho thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. Terrence Funk spoke after the fight, saying 'Fuck fuck fuck'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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