PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russian Zombie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Spanked
vs
Zombie

187 cm
39
145 lbs
41 - 16 - 2

167 cm
33
158 lbs
22 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Russian Zombie!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanked scores with a nice strike.
Zombie misses with a wild body shot.
Spanked lands the left hand.
A shot to the body from Spanked misses
and Zombie counters with a right hand to the body.
A swing and a miss from Zombie.
Zombie misses with a left hand
and Spanked counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Spanked blocks a jab.
Spanked with a jab.
Zombie tries to bum rush Spanked with a series of wild strikes but Spanked uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Spanked connects with a body shot.
Zombie gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spanked scores with a nice head shot.
Spanked scores with a hook to the body. Zombie takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Zombie misses with a straight right.
Spanked loads up on a big right hand but Zombie slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zombie ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Spanked misses the body punch
and Zombie counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zombie fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spanked manages to avoid it.
A counter left hand to the body from Spanked misses its target.
We've been informed that Zombie has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Spanked looks to land a right hand but Zombie moved out of range.
Spanked lands a slapping body shot.
Zombie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Spanked bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zombie fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Spanked is out of range.
Spanked keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice jab there from Spanked.
Spanked is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Spanked throws a lazy right hand but Zombie sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice straight punches there by Zombie. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zombie.
Spanked misses the jab.
Zombie misses with an uppercut
and Spanked counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spanked swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Zombie counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zombie throws a jab but it's blocked by Spanked.
Zombie throws a big shot that misses.
Spanked blocks a head kick by Zombie.
Zombie takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Zombie walks into a stiff left hand from Spanked.
Zombie with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spanked lands a right hook to the body.
Spanked scores with a nice strike.
The crowd cheers as Zombie lands an impressive looking overhand right. Spanked doesn't seem phased though.
Zombie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spanked swings for the body but Zombie moves out of range.
Zombie takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Spanked misses with a right hand
and Zombie counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zombie takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zombie fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spanked manages to avoid it.
Zombie takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Spanked throws a sloppy head kick and Zombie moves out of range easily.
Zombie walks into a stiff left hand from Spanked.
Zombie misses with a hook.
It looked like Spanked was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Zombie fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spanked manages to avoid it.
Nice shot lands for Spanked.
Zombie misses with a hook.
Spanked misses the shot to the body.
Zombie missing with a left hand there. Spanked was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spanked is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Spanked slips a jab and a cross from Zombie.
Spanked throws a sloppy head kick and Zombie moves out of range easily.
Zombie uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zombie is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Spanked.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed right hand from Zombie misses the target.
Zombie tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spanked was well out of range. Poor timing from Zombie.
Spanked swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A big right from Spanked misses.
Spanked throws a right hand that Zombie ducks under and follows up with a left that Zombie also avoids with ease.
A head kick misses from Spanked.
Zombie digs a good body shot into Spanked's ribs.
Spanked throws a head kick that misses
and Zombie counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jab from Spanked.
Russian Zombie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zombie throws a lazy uppercut
and Spanked makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spanked slips a jab from Zombie.
Spanked throws a right hand that Zombie ducks under and follows up with a left that Zombie also avoids with ease.
Zombie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spanked lands a nice shot that snaps Zombie's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gonna Spanked dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Zombie uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.
Spanked waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zombie.
Zombie throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Spanked counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Spanked lands a head shot.
Spanked swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zombie misses with an uppercut
and Spanked counters with a series of strikes. Zombie will be more careful next time no doubt.
Zombie walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Spanked throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zombie counters with a right hand to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spanked. Zombie does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spanked feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Zombies jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Zombie scores with a leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked clobbers Zombie with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Spanked gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zombie, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zombie keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spanked.
Spanked misses with a left hand
and Zombie counters with a left to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Zombie might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Spanked has got the better of the exchanges.
Zombie misses with a hook. Spanked ducked under it nicely.
Spanked avoids the head kick by Zombie.
Zombie fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spanked tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zombie was well out of range. Poor timing from Spanked.
Zombie misses with a jab, cross combination.
Zombie misses with an uppercut.
Spanked really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Zombie misses with an uppercut. Spanked saw that one coming.
Spanked appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Zombie misses with a looping right.
Spanked swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Spanked misses with a wild body shot.
Zombie now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Spanked misses the shot to the body.
Zombie misses with a straight left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked moves out of range as Zombie strikes.
Spanked throws a poor cross that misses
and Zombie counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Spanked throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zombie misses the body punch
and Spanked connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zombie has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Spanked throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zombie sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spanked ducks under a wild hook from Zombie.
Spanked throws a body punch but Zombie moves out of range.
Zombie is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Spanked throws a shot to the body.
A big right from Spanked misses.
Spanked takes a jab right on the kisser.
Spanked lands with an overhand left.
Zombie just misses with a punch to the body.
Zombie uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spanked.
Gonna Spanked is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zombie, right into the meat.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Spanked here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Spanked misses with a right hand
and Zombie counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Spanked lands with a nice body punch.
Zombie misses with an uppercut. Spanked saw that one coming.
It looked like Spanked wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Zombie ducks under a wild hook from Spanked.
Zombie ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spanked moves away.
Spanked stuns Zombie with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A slow jab from Zombie misses its intended target.
A quick step to the side and Spanked tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zombie uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spanked.
Zombie fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spanked takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Zombie's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Spanked connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Zombie scrambles back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zombie throws a right hand that misses
and Spanked counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Zombie lands a nice shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked throws a body punch but Zombie moves out of range.
Spanked loads up on a big right hand but Zombie slips the punch.
Zombie looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Zombie dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Spanked. That did some damage!
Spanked ducks under a wild hook from Zombie.
Zombie scores with a jab to the body.
Spanked throws a hook to the side of Zombie's head but Zombie sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Zombie fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spanked.
Zombie uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.
Zombie scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Spanked misses with a few strikes there.
Zombie throws a leg kick but Spanked moved away.
Spanked works Zombie's body with a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Russian Zombie will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Zombie throws a looping overhand right but Spanked ducks down to avoid it.
Zombie misses with a wild combination.
Spanked ducks under a wild hook from Zombie.
Zombie throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spanked is looking to counter punch.
Zombie lands the left hand.
A jab from Zombie misses.
A quick step to the side and Spanked tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A decent looking cross lands there for Zombie.
Spanked lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zombie misses with an uppercut. Spanked saw that one coming.
Spanked misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zombie.
Spanked throws a body shot but no joy.
Spanked misses with a shot to the body
and Zombie counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Zombie misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Spanked connects with a nice looking jab.
Spanked misses with a left hand
and Zombie counters with a straight right hand.
Zombie throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice shot lands for Spanked.
Zombie cracks the inside of Spanked's front leg.
Zombie takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Zombie jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spanked tests Zombie's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spanked lands a nice looking body shot.
Nice defenses there by Zombie.
Sloppy strikes from Zombie. Those never looked like landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A clash of legs there as Spanked blocks the low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Spanked misses the target.
Spanked uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zombie.
Zombie throws out a loose jab but Spanked uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spanked moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Spanked is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zombie.
Zombie unleashes a big counter combination but Spanked bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Spanked avoids a punch combination nicely.
Spanked looks to land a right hand but Zombie moved out of range.
Spanked checks a leg kick.
Spanked misses the shot to the body.
Spanked is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Zombie scores with a leg kick.
Zombie scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Spanked scores with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked misses with a hook to the body
enabling Zombie to counter with a crisp jab.
Zombie rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spanked moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Spanked is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Zombie walks into a stiff left hand from Spanked.
Zombie swings widly with a right hand
and Spanked counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Spanked throws a jab when Zombie was well out of range.
Zombie looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Spanked is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Spanked misses with an uppercut
and Zombie counters with a nice low kick that buckles Spanked's knee momentarily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spanked. Zombie does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zombie throws a body punch but Spanked moves out of range.
Zombie jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spanked fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zombie manages to avoid it.
Zombie swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Zombie throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Spanked counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Spanked tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zombie was well out of range. Poor timing from Spanked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zombie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zombie misses with a right hand
and Spanked counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spanked thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spanked slips under a jab.
Spanked is looking for a counter combo.
A right-left combo lands from Spanked.
Zombie takes a swing at Spanked's ribcage but misses.
Spanked appears to be looking for a big counter.
A jab from Zombie does it's job there.
A head kick from Spanked lands but Zombie takes it in his stride.
A good leg kick by Zombie.
Zombie lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Nice uppercut lands for Spanked. That snapped Zombie's head back.
Zombie uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Gonna Spanked.
Well Spanked has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Gonna Spanked!
Gonna Spanked gave a mention to Reaper Combatwear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).