PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Uncle Creepy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jango Fett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Creepy
vs
Fett

169 cm
28
148 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

170 cm
35
153 lbs
30 - 18 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uncle Creepy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 18 - 3, fighting out of Tokyo, Jango Fett!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Creepy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Creepy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fett has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jango Fett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fett wants to clinch up but Creepy keeps it at a distance.
We've been told by Creepy's head coaches at Gym of the Gods that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

Fett closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Creepy to the mat! Creepy manages to get full guard.
Fett throws a strike but Creepy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Creepy won't allow Fett to get back to his feet.
Fett wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Creepy manages to pass to side control.

Creepy postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Fett to stand up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Creepy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fett ducks right into an uppercut from Creepy.

Fett gets a double leg takedown into Creepy's guard.
Creepy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Fett wants to control from the top but Creepy keeps moving.
Creepy wants to stand up but Fett is controlling him.
Fett looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Let's hope that Fett has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Creepy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fett sitting in guard here, content to control.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
A jab lands there for Creepy.
Fett takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Fett closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Creepy did well to prevent Fett getting side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fett thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fett tries to pass to full mount but Creepy defends it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fett throwing shots but Creepy is blocking nicely.
Fett performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Creepy is trying to stand back up but Fett is controlling him
Fett slips a nice elbow through Creepy's hands, connecting with Creepy's forehead.
Creepy is staying active underneath Fett, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Fett is nestled in close to Creepy, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Fett is stalling here. Creepy is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Fett seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Creepy has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Fett is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Creepy asserts his dominance and retains side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Fett wants to get back to his feet but Creepy is dominant here and he's now got Fett's back!

Fett manages to escape to his feet.

Fett closes the distance and clinches.
Fett wants a takedown.
Creepy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fett misses with a punch on the inside.

Fett has Creepy pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Fett pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Creepy tumbling to the mat - Fett dives into Creepy's guard.
Fett throws a big right hand that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Uncle Creepy will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Fett shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fett changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Creepy tries to avoid it but Fett manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Creepy to the ground. Creepy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Fett.
Uncle Creepy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jango Fett.
Creepy jabs Fett right on the nose. Fett blinks but takes it well.

Fett drives through with a takedown into Creepy's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Creepy keeping moving, preventing Fett from controlling successfully.
Creepy wants to stand up but Fett is controlling him.
Fett looking to sit in guard and control but Creepy gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Creepy won't allow Fett to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Fett is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Creepy dives into side control.
Fett tries to escape but Creepy is in control.
Fett wants to get back to his feet but Creepy is dominant here and he's now got Fett's back!
Fett is trying to stand back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fett is looking to stand back up. He's having to work hard to escape but eventually he manages it.
Fett shoots in looking for a takedown but Creepy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Fett's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
A jab from Creepy does it's job there.
Creepy throws a lazy right hand but Fett sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Creepy sets himself, and Fett steps forward looking for the clinch! Creepy avoids it this time.
Creepy lands a leg kick that knocks Fett off balance momentarily.

Creepy gets caught napping as Fett dives in and scores a takedown. Creepy manages to retain guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fett throws a big elbow that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Creepy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fett.
Fett controls from within his opponent's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fett accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fett trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Creepy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fett wants to control from the top but Creepy keeps moving.
Fett throws a strike but Creepy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fett is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Creepy dives into side control.
Fett has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Fett throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Creepy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
An inside leg kick from Creepy misses.
Creepy connects with a solid leg kick.
Creepy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Uncle Creepy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Creepy is looking to slow Fett down with leg kicks.

Fett decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fett is keen to just control but Creepy is a slippery customer.

Fett is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Creepy is staying active underneath Fett, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uncle Creepy dominated that second round.
That's time! Creepy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Fett darts in looking for a takedown but Creepy gets double underhooks and turns Fett into the cage.
Creepy scores with a hook.
Creepy keeps the fight on the outside.
Creepy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fett.
Creepy connects with a looping right hand.
Fett shoots in for a takedown but Creepy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Creepy throws a looping overhand right but Fett ducks down to avoid it.

Fett pushes Creepy up against the cage in a clinch.

Creepy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fett looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Creepy is fending him off so far but Fett persists. Nope, Creepy circles away and we're back to standing.
Uncle Creepy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jango Fett.
Creepy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Creepy throws a jab when Fett was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fett checks a low kick from Creepy.
Creepy keeps the fight on the outside.
Fett on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Creepy. Creepy obviously looking to wear him down.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up but Creepy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fett is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett tries to clinch

and Creepy decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Fett's guard.
Fett is looking to stand back up but Creepy counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Fett.
Creepy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fett can do to turn this around?

Creepy escapes and gets back to his feet.
Creepy slaps away a takedown attempt from Fett, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Creepy misses the jab.
Jango Fett is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fett fails in his attempt to clinch.
Creepy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Creepy swats away the attempt to clinch by Fett.
Fett shoots in looking for a takedown. Creepy tries to sprawl out of it but Fett keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Creepy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Creepy throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Creepy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fett.
Creepy thumps Fett with a low kick.
Fett is looking to clinch.
Fett tries to score a power double leg takedown but Creepy sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Fett somewhat.
Creepy misses with a body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fett wants to clinch.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up but Creepy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Creepy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Creepy.
Fett shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Sloppy strikes from Creepy. Those never looked like landing.
Creepy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Creepy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch but Creepy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Creepy appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Creepy connects with a single shot there.
Fett throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A big right from Creepy misses.
Creepy is looking to chop away at Fett's legs.
Fett is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Creepy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fett has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fett and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fett shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Creepy pinned against the cage. Creepy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Creepy scores with a punch to the head.
Jango Fett has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fett gets a double leg takedown into Creepy's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Creepy has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Fett has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Creepy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Creepy lands a nice uppercut.
Creepy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fett stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Creepy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uncle Creepy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Creepy lands with a left to the head.
Creepy lands a shot to the body.
Fett takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fett is trying to stall.
Creepy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fett.
Fett is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Fett misses with a punch on the inside.

Fett gets a trip takedown into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Uncle Creepy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Creepy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uncle Creepy!
Uncle Creepy thanked the fans post fight for their support.