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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Thomas Hawk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hawk comes to the cage accompanied by Deadwood. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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200 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 1, fighting out of London, Thomas Hawk!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hawk swings for the body but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Hawk stuns Rottencrotch with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Rottencrotch throws a shot from downtown. Hawk moves away and avoids it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Hawk.
Hawk shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Rottencrotch has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Rottencrotch fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hawk is out of range.
Hawk throws a body punch but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Rottencrotch now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Hawk moves out of range of the leg kick from Rottencrotch.
Hawk seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hawk.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hawk.
Hawk throws a one two combo.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rottencrotch tries to work over Hawk's front leg with a kick but Hawk checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hawk on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Hawk looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rottencrotch moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Rottencrotch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hawk manages to avoid it.
A leg kick checked by Hawk.
Hawk is looking to wear down Rottencrotch with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Hawk throws a body punch but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rottencrotch. Hawk does a little dance to reset his feet.
A clash of legs there as Rottencrotch blocks the low kick.
Hawk keeps the fight on the outside.
A clash of legs there as Hawk blocks the low kick.
It looked like Hawk wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hawk fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hawk thumps Rottencrotch with a low kick.
Rottencrotch fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hawk has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Rottencrotch misses with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch tries a low kick but Hawk avoids it.
A quick step to the side and Hawk tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hawk takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook.
Hawk is looking to counter punch.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hawk.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hawk throws a lazy body kick
letting Rottencrotch counter with a right hand.
Hawk misses with a looping left.
Rottencrotch moves into the clinch successfully.
Rottencrotch throws a punch but it's blocked by Hawk.
Hawk works on Rottencrotch's body with a couple of short punches.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hawk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rottencrotch lands a left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hawk lands an uppercut.
Hawk misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hawk works on Rottencrotch's body with a couple of short punches.
Hawk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hawk prevents a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch misses with some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hawk.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hawk blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hawk tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hawk.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A hook to the body from Hawk.
Hawk's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hawk misses with a wild body shot.
Rottencrotch is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Rottencrotch's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Hawk connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rottencrotch scrambles back to his feet.
Hawk throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rottencrotch throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A low kick from Rottencrotch misses
and Hawk counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jab, jab by Hawk - just one landing.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Rottencrotch misses with a leg kick
and Hawk counters with an inside leg kick.
Hawk throws a head kick that misses.
Rottencrotch dips to his left and cracks Hawk with an uppercut!
Hawk shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Rottencrotch is trying to defend but Hawk finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Thomas Hawk will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Hawk lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rottencrotch throws a chopping leg kick but Hawk manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Rottencrotch throws a low kick, looking for Hawk's leg but Hawk calmly moves out of range.
Hawk half committed to a counter leg kick.
Hawk misses the shot to the body.
Rottencrotch walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A clash of legs there as Hawk blocks the low kick.
Sloppy strikes from Hawk. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hawk with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rottencrotch to score with a decent uppercut.
Rottencrotch throws the left hand but Hawk avoids the punch easily.
Hawk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rottencrotch moves away.
Rottencrotch lands a head shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses
and Hawk counters with a two punch combo.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the body
and Hawk counters with a leg kick then a big left hand that sends Rottencrotch down! Hawk is looking to finish but Rottencrotch is intelligently defending himself.
Rottencrotch is rocked!
Hawk throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Rottencrotch is still in real trouble! Can Hawk finish him?
Hawk forces his way into half guard.
Hawk lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hawk lands a big elbow - Rottencrotch is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Hawk!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thomas Hawk!
Thomas Hawk retains his middleweight title!
Thomas Hawk gave a mention to Lion Fightwear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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