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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Vagina McGinastein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Todd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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144 lbs
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190 cm
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145 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Intelligent |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Vagina McGinastein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jason Todd!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGinastein moves in looking to clinch but Todd pushes him off.
Todd throws a sloppy head kick and McGinastein moves out of range easily.
McGinastein darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Todd is looking to get back to full guard here but McGinastein has managed to pass to side control instead.
Todd is trying to escape the mount.
McGinastein knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Todd on the ground.
McGinastein manages to capitalize on a mistake by Todd to take his back!
McGinastein controlling well, preventing Todd from escaping the position.
McGinastein has good solid back control here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Todd tries to break free.
McGinastein is trying to stick to Todd's back but Todd is turning into McGinastein. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in McGinastein's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Todd.
Todd is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Todd drops back looking for a leg! McGinastein is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and McGinastein manages to kick Todd off! Todd jumps back into McGinastein's guard.
Todd looks gassed!
McGinastein pulls Todd in close to prevent any damage.
McGinastein on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if McGinastein tries to get out of the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McGinastein is on top in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Todd has a closed guard, preventing McGinastein from standing up.
McGinastein trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Todd looking for submissions from the bottom but instead McGinastein passes into side control.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Todd is trying to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Todd is trying to escape the position but McGinastein is controlling the position.
Todd is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on McGinastein's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Todd wants to get back to full guard but McGinastein has passed into side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Todd working to try and regain half guard.
McGinastein content just to control the position here.
Todd manages to regain half guard. Good work.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Todd is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of McGinastein's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take McGinastein's back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vagina McGinastein dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
McGinastein blocks a head kick by Todd.
McGinastein misses with a looping right.
McGinastein takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Todd throws a head kick that misses.
McGinastein slips a straight right by Todd.
Todd looks to clinch
and McGinastein counters with a lovely shot to the body.
McGinastein feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Todd is looking for a triangle here but McGinastein uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Todd tries to buck McGinastein off but McGinastein is having none of it.
Todd is breathing heavily.
McGinastein stands up.
McGinastein connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGinastein fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Todd looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McGinastein looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
McGinastein might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
McGinastein sitting in guard here, content to control.
Todd working for submissions but it's allowed McGinastein to get to half guard.
Todd is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McGinastein decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
McGinastein tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Todd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGinastein.
The fight stays on the outside here - Todd looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGinastein misses with a double jab.
Todd tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McGinastein paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Todd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Todd misses with the combination.
Jab from McGinastein.
Todd throws a lazy head kick
and McGinastein counters with a takedown into side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McGinastein stands up and we're back to a striking position.
McGinastein scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Todd tries to improve position but can't.
Vagina McGinastein overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Todd looking for a sweep but McGinastein has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Todd is wriggling around trying to escape.
McGinastein tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Todd working to try and regain half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
McGinastein get's back to his feet.
Todd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Todd tries to clinch but McGinastein moves out of range.
McGinastein keeps the fight on the outside.
Todd slips a straight right by McGinastein.
McGinastein catches Todd with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McGinastein misses with a body shot.
McGinastein takes a swing at Todd's ribcage but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McGinastein throws a body punch but Todd moves out of range.
Todd keeps the fight on the outside.
McGinastein keeps the fight on the outside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vagina McGinastein dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Todd misses with a head kick.
Todd takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McGinastein gets a takedown into half guard.
McGinastein tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Todd.
Todd looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Todd tries to roll over but McGinastein keeps him under control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGinastein takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Todd looking for submissions off his back.
Todd is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
McGinastein swings for the body but Todd moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McGinastein shoots in but Todd avoids the takedown attempt easily.
McGinastein is looking to wear down Todd with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Todd throws a right and a left that both miss.
Todd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Todd throws a sloppy head kick and McGinastein moves out of range easily.
McGinastein scores a takedown into full mount!
Todd is looking to get to half guard.
McGinastein controlling from mount.
Todd sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Todd is trying to get back to full guard.
Todd is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but McGinastein pulls his head out easily.
McGinastein stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
McGinastein changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Todd looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Todd tries to buck McGinastein off but McGinastein is having none of it.
Vagina McGinastein is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGinastein remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Todd gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
McGinastein prevents Todd from improving his position.
Todd moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Vagina McGinastein showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McGinastein has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight for Vagina McGinastein!
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for Vagina McGinastein!
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight for Vagina McGinastein!
Vagina McGinastein wins by unanimous decision!
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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