PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zucta Valesces (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darth Sidious (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Valesces kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Undertaker. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Valesces
vs
Sidious

184 cm
26
217 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

180 cm
21
204 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Bullet Proof System
Anarchy Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zucta Valesces!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Sidious!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Joseph Jones and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valesces lands with an overhand left.
Sidious misses the shot to the body.
Valesces tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Sidious manages to circle out of the way.
Valesces tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A shot to the liver by Valesces. Beautiful body shot.
Valesces slips under a jab.
Valesces avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Valesces tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Sidious manages to circle out of the way.
Sidious throws out a loose jab but Valesces uses good head movement to avoid it.
Valesces connects with a single shot there.
Valesces misses with a hook. Sidious ducked under it nicely.
Valesces has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Sidious ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sidious ducks under a wild hook from Valesces.
Sidious throws a body punch but Valesces moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidious connects with a body shot.
Valesces fails to land with a series of punches.
Sidious throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Valesces.
Valesces throws an off balance right hand
letting Sidious counter with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sidious misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Valesces on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Sidious tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Valesces was well out of range. Poor timing from Sidious.
Sidious misses with a hook. Valesces ducked under it nicely.
Valesces wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Some wild striking there from Valesces.
Valesces blocks a jab.
Sidious tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Valesces was well out of range. Poor timing from Sidious.
Valesces looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Valesces misses with the combination.
Valesces tries to clinch but Sidious is having none of it.
Sidious looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Sidious throws a body shot but no joy.
Valesces wants to clinch up but Sidious keeps it at a distance.
Jab from Sidious.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Valesces pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Valesces tries to clinch but Sidious moves out of range.
Sidious swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Valesces lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Valesces misses with a right hand
and Sidious connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Zucta Valesces has been cut.
Zucta Valesces seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Valesces takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sidious ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sidious thows a left - swing and a miss!
Valesces just misses with a punch to the body.
Valesces takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Sidious connects with a single shot there.

Valesces is rocked!
A swing and a miss from Sidious.
Oh Valesces is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sidious misses with a looping right.
Valesces seems to have got his legs back now.
Sidious catches Valesces with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Sidious cracks Valesces with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Valesces looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Sidious finish him?
A shot to the body from Valesces misses
and Sidious counters with a huge left! Valesces is in big trouble! He's backing up but Sidious isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Valesces from any more damage. A dominating finish by Sidious!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darth Sidious!
Darth Sidious is the new light heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Darth Sidious, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.