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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Lightbeer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aemon Oezid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buzz Lightbeer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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160 lbs
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176 cm
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160 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ White Belt
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Buzz Lightbeer! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Aemon Oezid! The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lightbeer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Oezid checks it well. Oezid drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Lightbeer throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done! Oezid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Lightbeer throws a solid leg kick but Oezid takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lightbeer. Lightbeer has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance. Lightbeer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Oezid has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lightbeer. Oezid chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lightbeer can pounce on him.
Oezid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lightbeer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Oezid just manages to avoid it. Oezid blocks a low kick nicely. Lightbeer throws a quick inside leg kick. Lightbeer wants to land a leg kick but Oezid is out of range. Lightbeer wants to slow Oezid down by chopping away at his legs. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time. Lightbeer throws out a leg kick but Oezid moves out of range and Lightbeer only half commits. Lightbeer takes a head kick and keeps coming.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lightbeer misses with a leg kick. Oezid throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lightbeer was covering up waiting for the punch and Oezid finishes the takedown easily into guard. The fighters are working up against the cage. Lightbeer manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage. Oezid pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Oezid misses with a head kick.
Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks. Good work by Oezid as he checks the leg kick. Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid. Oezid checks a leg kick. Oezid checks a leg kick. Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid. Oezid checks a low kick from Lightbeer. Oezid shapes to counter with a head kick. Lightbeer misses with a low kick as Oezid jumps back. Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid checks it. Oezid throws out a counter right but Lightbeer avoids it with no problem. Lightbeer throws a leg kick that misses. Oezid throws a big counter head kick but Lightbeer avoids it with no problem. Oezid gets a double leg takedown into Lightbeer's guard. Lightbeer has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Oezid off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
That's two minutes gone in the round. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and moves out of range. Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid. Oezid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Oezid misses with a head kick.
As Oezid backs away, Lightbeer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses. Lightbeer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Oezid throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Lightbeer throws a leg kick that is checked and Lightbeer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Lightbeer throws out a leg kick but Oezid moves out of range and Lightbeer only half commits. A clash of legs there as Oezid blocks the low kick. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lightbeer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oezid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oezid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. A low kick from Lightbeer is predictable there and Oezid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Lightbeer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Oezid is out of range. Oezid throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oezid checks a leg kick. Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time. Lightbeer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oezid checks a leg kick. Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time. Lightbeer throws a low kick, looking for Oezid's leg but Oezid calmly moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it. Some bone on bone action there as Oezid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Oezid throws a head kick but Lightbeer moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Oezid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Oezid looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it. Oezid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Lightbeer looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger. Lightbeer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oezid checks a leg kick. Oezid throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily. Oezid stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lightbeer. A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick.
Lightbeer pivots, looking for a leg kick but Oezid is out of range and Lightbeer settles back down. Buzz Lightbeer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Oezid checks a low kick from Lightbeer. Lightbeer throws a front kick aimed at Oezid's knee but Oezid avoids it well. Lightbeer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Lightbeer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Oezid blocks a leg kick. Lightbeer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lightbeer.
A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick.
Oezid checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks. Oezid checks a low kick from Lightbeer. Oezid raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oezid checks a leg kick. Oezid looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Lightbeer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A leg kick checked by Oezid. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Oezid plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lightbeer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oezid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oezid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Oezid is clearly looking to counter with head kicks. Oezid tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid checks it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Buzz Lightbeer dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. A leg kick checked by Oezid. Buzz Lightbeer is winning the standup battle so far. Lightbeer chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Oezid avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time. Lightbeer drops his hands momentarily and Oezid takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Oezid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Oezid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oezid throws a head kick but Lightbeer moves out of range.
Lightbeer finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Lightbeer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Oezid. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Oezid checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lightbeer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Oezid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Lightbeer appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick. Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it. Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time. Lightbeer misses with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lightbeer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Lightbeer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Lightbeer tries to land a leg kick but Oezid saw it coming and moves away.
Oezid blocks a leg kick. Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and moves out of range. Lightbeer misses with a low kick. Oezid looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard. Lightbeer makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work! Oezid throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lightbeer was covering up waiting for the punch and Oezid finishes the takedown easily into guard. Lightbeer pushes Oezid off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Good work by Oezid as he checks the leg kick. Good work by Oezid as he checks the leg kick. Lightbeer misses with a leg kick. Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Oezid shoots in and bounces Lightbeer off the cage to secure the takedown into guard. Lightbeer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Oezid has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage. The referee is keeping an eye on Lightbeer - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Oezid lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Lightbeer manages to escape and get back to his feet! The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oezid checks a leg kick. Oezid throws a head kick but Lightbeer moves out of range.
Lightbeer tries to land a leg kick but Oezid saw it coming and moves away.
Oezid connects with a high kick. Lightbeer throws a low kick but Oezid moves out of range easily. Lightbeer misses with a low kick. Lightbeer does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Lightbeer misses with a low kick as Oezid jumps back. Oezid shapes to counter with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Oezid checks a leg kick. Oezid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Lightbeer thows a leg kick but Oezid checks it and Oezid connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Lightbeer throws a low kick but Oezid avoids it. Lightbeer wants to land a leg kick but Oezid is out of range. It seemed like Oezid was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Lightbeer misses with a low kick. Lightbeer gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard. Lightbeer pushes Oezid off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there. Lightbeer tries to score with a low kick but Oezid moves his leg out of the way. Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid. Lightbeer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Oezid can do to turn this around? Oezid moves out of range of the leg kick from Lightbeer. A low kick from Lightbeer misses enabling Oezid to counter with a crisp jab. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Lightbeer throws out a leg kick but Oezid moves out of range and Lightbeer only half commits. Lightbeer tried to score with a low kick but Oezid checks it. Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Oezid checks a leg kick. Lightbeer throws a leg kick and Oezid counters with a head kick. That will keep Lightbeer thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks! Oezid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Oezid fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Lightbeer sprawls well initially but Oezid persists and gets the takedown into half guard. Lightbeer makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work! Oezid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lightbeer. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lightbeer, right into the meat.
Oezid tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick and Oezid connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Lightbeer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lightbeer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oezid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oezid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Oezid closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Lightbeer's guard. Lightbeer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Oezid has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage. Lightbeer just leaning against Oezid, taking a breather. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Buzz Lightbeer dominated that second round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Lightbeer misses with a leg kick and Oezid counters with a flying knee. Nice. Oezid checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Oezid throws a head kick that misses. Oezid misses with a head kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick.
Lightbeer misses with a low kick. Lightbeer pivots, looking for a leg kick but Oezid is out of range and Lightbeer settles back down. Oezid throws out a counter right but Lightbeer avoids it with no problem. Oezid checks the leg kick. Lightbeer tries a low kick but Oezid avoids it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Oezid checks the leg kick. Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time. A head kick misses from Oezid. Lightbeer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick.
A low kick from Lightbeer misses and Oezid counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lightbeer is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round. Oezid throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily. Oezid checks a leg kick. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and checks it nicely. Oezid avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Lightbeer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oezid checks a leg kick. Lightbeer misses with a low kick. Lightbeer moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromOezid. Oezid checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lightbeer tries to score with a low kick but Oezid moves his leg out of the way. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and moves out of range. Lightbeer lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Oezid. Oezid pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oezid drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. Lightbeer has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Oezid has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. This has been an exciting period of action! Lightbeer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Lightbeer tries a low kick but Oezid avoids it. An inside leg kick from Lightbeer misses. Oezid shoots in and gets a takedown into Lightbeer's guard. Lightbeer wriggles free and stands up. Lightbeer feints and then cracks Oezid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Oezid down. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid sees it coming and moves out of range. Oezid feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position. Lightbeer has his feet on Oezid's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work. Oezid tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Oezid checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Lightbeer avoids the head kick by Oezid.
Lightbeer wants to land a leg kick but Oezid is out of range. A bone on bone clash there as Oezid blocks the leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. An inside leg kick from Lightbeer misses. Oezid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Lightbeer wants to slow Oezid down by chopping away at his legs. Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time. Lightbeer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Oezid tries a head kick but it misses.
Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it. Lightbeer tries to work over Oezid's front leg with a kick but Oezid checks it. Lightbeer throws a low kick but Oezid avoids it. Oezid throws a fast counter high kick but Lightbeer manages to duck under it in time. Lightbeer tried to score with a low kick but Oezid checks it. Oezid throws a head kick that misses. Oezid checks a leg kick nicely. Lightbeer throws a leg kick which misses Oezid's front leg but catches the back leg as Oezid tries to avoid it. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but Oezid moved away. Oezid checks the leg kick. Oezid is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Lightbeer throws a low kick but Oezid moves out of range easily. Oezid checks a leg kick nicely. Oezid looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it. Lightbeer is looking to score with low kicks. Oezid drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. Lightbeer pushes Oezid off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there. Oezid's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Lightbeer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Oezid. As Oezid backs away, Lightbeer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses. Lightbeer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Oezid checks it well. Lightbeer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Oezid checks it well. Oezid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Lightbeer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Oezid just manages to avoid it. Oezid chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lightbeer can pounce on him.
Oezid moves out of range of the leg kick from Lightbeer. Lightbeer misses with a low kick.
Oezid shapes to counter with a head kick. Lightbeer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Aemon Oezid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Lightbeer motions for Oezid to come forward. Lightbeer throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
And that's the end of the fight! Buzz Lightbeer showed his dominance in that final round. Well Lightbeer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27 Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27 Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Lightbeer! Buzz Lightbeer is the new super heavyweight champion! Buzz Lightbeer spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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