PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Gruber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gruber
vs
Doofenshmirtz

190 cm
35
260 lbs
25 - 38 - 0

190 cm
34
245 lbs
21 - 18 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 38 - 0, fighting out of London, Hans Gruber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 18 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Donald Grub and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Gruber fails with a takedown attempt.
Doofenshmirtz throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Doofenshmirtz has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks Gruber off balance momentarily.
Gruber swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice leg kick.
Hans Gruber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That kick from Doofenshmirtz tenderised Gruber's leg. Gruber is trying to keep his angry face on.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the strikes.

Doofenshmirtz decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Doofenshmirtz working over Gruber with some ground and pound. Gruber looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doofenshmirtz is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Doofenshmirtz connects with a nice short shot to Gruber's temple.
Ground and pound from Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Gruber is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.