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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Francisco Salgado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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274 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
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189 cm
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217 lbs
23 - 18 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Francisco Salgado!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Salgado misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a lazy head kick
and Salgado counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pitakaka thinking.
Salgado throws a leg kick but Pitakaka sees it coming and moves out of range.
Salgado fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pitakaka throws a wild body kick that Salgado sees coming a mile off.
Salgado has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Purpose Training Center™ in the buildup to the fight.
Salgado misses with a looping left.
Pitakaka appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Pitakaka. Salgado shrugs it off though.
Pitakaka scores with a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Salgado moves out of range easily.
Salgado misses with a hook.
No joy there for Salgado, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pitakaka was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Salgado shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pitakaka as he avoids it easily.
Salgado backing away here, and Pitakaka unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Pitakaka throws a nice outside leg kick.
That kick from Pitakaka tenderised Salgado's leg. Salgado is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Salgado checks a leg kick.
Salgado jabs Pitakaka right on the nose. Pitakaka blinks but takes it well.
Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pitakaka looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Salgado takes a kick to the side of the head.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Salgado tries to clinch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Salgado looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Salgado cracks Pitakaka with an open hand slap.
It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Salgado scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Salgado shoots in but Pitakaka avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Salgado avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Salgado shoots and misses
and Pitakaka counters with a flying knee. Nice.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Francisco Salgado. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Salgado is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Salgado lands a big head kick that sends Pitakaka tumbling to the mat! Salgado takes a step backwards and waves Pitakaka back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Pitakaka is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Salgado moves out of range.
Pitakaka is still on wobbly legs! Can Salgado finish him?
Salgado darts in looking for a takedown but Pitakaka gets double underhooks and turns Salgado into the cage.
Pitakaka seems to have recovered his senses.
Pitakaka misses with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Salgado moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka connects with a solid leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Pitakaka is looking to land body kicks.
Pitakaka throws out a loose jab but Salgado uses good head movement to avoid it.
Salgado tries a head kick but it misses.
Salgado lands a big head kick that sends Pitakaka tumbling to the mat! Salgado takes a step backwards and waves Pitakaka back to his feet - he wants the finish!
A swing and a miss from Pitakaka.
Salgado loads up on a big right hand but Pitakaka slips the punch.
Salgado throws a solid leg kick but Pitakaka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Salgado.
Pitakaka tries to work over Salgado's front leg with a kick but Salgado checks it.
Pitakaka throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka lands a nice leg kick that just misses Salgado's sensitive parts.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Salgado avoids a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka throws a low kick but Salgado avoids it.
Salgado blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Salgado throws a big shot that misses.
Pitakaka scoring well with a low kick there.
Salgado misses with a straight right.
Pitakaka throws a fast counter high kick but Salgado manages to duck under it in time.
Salgado getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Pitakaka wants to land a leg kick but Salgado is out of range.
Salgado tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Salgado closes the distance and pushes Pitakaka back into the cage.
Salgado swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Salgado breaks from the clinch.
Pitakaka takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Salgado throws a leg kick
and Pitakaka counters with a left and a right that stings Salgado.
Pitakaka slips under a jab from Salgado.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Salgado lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pitakaka throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Salgado's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Salgado drops Pitakaka with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Pitakaka looks back up at him and smiles so Salgado waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Pitakaka walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Salgado! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Francisco Salgado!
Francisco Salgado is the new heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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