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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michel Tel� (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grigol Pandahammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tel� comes to the cage accompanied by Michel Telo - Ai se eu te pego. Pandahammer is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Heart - Alone. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Grigol Pandahammer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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209 lbs
25 - 10 - 0 |
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193 cm
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206 lbs
18 - 5 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Michel Tel�!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Grigol Pandahammer!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Tel�. Pandahammer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pandahammer thinks about the counter body kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Pandahammer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Tel� thumps Pandahammer with a low kick.
Tel� on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Tel� looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tel� rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pandahammer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Tel� scores with a spinning back kick!
A jab from Tel� misses.
Pandahammer throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Pandahammer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tel� can pounce on him.
Tel� tries to land a body kick
and Tel� takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pandahammer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tel� tries to work over Pandahammer's front leg with a kick but Pandahammer checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Tel�.
Pandahammer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Tel� misses the target.
A slow jab from Tel� misses its intended target.
Tel� misses with a leg kick
and Pandahammer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tel� thinking.
Tel� uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pandahammer.
Pandahammer throws the left hand but Tel� avoids the punch easily.
Tel� throws a lazy head kick
and Pandahammer counters with a good, hard body kick but Tel� shrugs it off.
A big left from Pandahammer misses.
Tel� swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Tel� lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tel� misses with a leg kick
and Pandahammer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pandahammer throws a body punch but Tel� moves out of range.
Tel� bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pandahammer delivers a nice body kick.
Pandahammer avoids a kick to the body.
Tel� throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pandahammer.
Grigol Pandahammer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tel� misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tel� tests Pandahammer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tel� steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pandahammer.
Tel� swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pandahammer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Michel Tel� has been cut.
Tel� misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pandahammer scores with a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tel� throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pandahammer on the side of the head.
A shot to the liver by Pandahammer. Beautiful body shot.
Tel� fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A low kick from Tel� misses
and Pandahammer counters with an inside leg kick.
Tel� takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pandahammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Tel� is just out of range.
Pandahammer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tel�.
Tel� missing with a left hand there. Pandahammer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pandahammer swings for the body but Tel� moves out of range.
Tel� thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Pandahammer if he has to take too many more of those.
Tel� throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pandahammer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tel� tries a low kick but Pandahammer avoids it.
Tel� stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head kick misses from Tel�.
Pandahammer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Michel Tel� seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tel� darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Pandahammer misses with a body kick.
Tel� feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pandahammer's calf.
The crowd cheers as Pandahammer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tel� doesn't seem phased though.
Pandahammer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Tel� misses the shot to the body.
Pandahammer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tel�.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Grigol Pandahammer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Michel Tel�'s cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Tel� dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pandahammer. That did some damage!
Tel� misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pandahammer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pandahammer staying out of range there.
Tel� throws a leg kick that misses.
It seemed like Pandahammer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tel� misses with a shot to the body
and Pandahammer counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tel� swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tel� scores with a hook to the body. Pandahammer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pandahammer avoids a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tel� misses with a low kick.
Tel� throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pandahammer appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tel� slips a straight right by Pandahammer.
Pandahammer avoids a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tel� takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tel� throws a low kick, looking for Pandahammer's leg but Pandahammer calmly moves out of range.
A nice side step and Pandahammer releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Pandahammer stuns Tel� with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pandahammer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Pandahammer connects with the punch.
Tel� thows a leg kick but Pandahammer checks it
and Pandahammer counters with a good low kick that Tel� was not able to check.
Pandahammer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tel�'s calf.
Tel� cracks the inside of Pandahammer's front leg.
Tel� throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Pandahammer counters with a slapping leg kick.
Tel� throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pandahammer counters with a straight right hand.
Tel� is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pandahammer misses with a body shot.
Oh Tel� is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pandahammer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tel�.
Tel� seems to have got his legs back now.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pandahammer.
Grigol Pandahammer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pandahammer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Tel� throws a good cross that connects.
Tel� throws a leg kick but Pandahammer moved away.
Tel� scores with a nice right hand.
Tel� thows a leg kick but Pandahammer checks it
and Pandahammer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tel� blocks the body kick.
Pandahammer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pandahammer throws out a counter right but Tel� avoids it with no problem.
Tel� swings widly with a right hand
and Pandahammer counters with a stiff right hand.
Pandahammer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tel� half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tel� tries to land a front kick but Pandahammer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pandahammer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Tel� swings away with a body shot that misses
and Pandahammer scores with a counter punch that sends Tel� to the canvas! Pandahammer smells blood - he's punishing Tel� with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Tel� has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Grigol Pandahammer!
After winning the bout, Grigol Pandahammer thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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