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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Conor The Highlander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Highlander comes to the cage accompanied by Notorious Biggie Small. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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155 lbs
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170 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Conor The Highlander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Andrew Berry and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Highlander lands with an overhand left.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws an overhand right that lands on The Highlander's shoulder, as The Highlander tries to avoid the shot.
The Highlander scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop in his tracks.
Both fighters circling a little - The Highlander finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The Highlander scores with a shot to the body.
The Highlander misses with a looping left.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop needs to keep his hands up - The Highlander had a free shot at his head there.
The Highlander throws a jab when Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop was well out of range.
A little jabbing left from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The Highlander fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
The Highlander throws a low kick, looking for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's leg but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop calmly moves out of range.
The Highlander misses with a straight right.
The Highlander slips under a jab.
The Highlander tries to land a front kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A big right from The Highlander misses.
The Highlander throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Highlander throws the kick towards the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Highlander was well out of range. Poor timing from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
The Highlander bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The Highlander slips a straight right by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a sloppy head kick and The Highlander moves out of range easily.
The Highlander looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The Highlander does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a shot from downtown. The Highlander moves away and avoids it.
An attempted straight right counter from The Highlander misses the target.
The Highlander uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
The Highlander lands a body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Highlander, as that shot connected.
The Highlander lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The Highlander. That did some damage!
The Highlander connects with a single shot there.
A low kick from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is predictable there
and The Highlander counters with a straight right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Highlander pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
An inside leg kick lands from The Highlander.
The Highlander misses with a straight left.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to land a right hand but The Highlander moved out of range.
The Highlander appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A big left from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
The Highlander throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The Highlander scores with the left hand. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop knows he should have avoided that one.
The Highlander fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The Highlander scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The Highlander will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a low kick, looking for The Highlander's leg but The Highlander calmly moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Conor The Highlander seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop missing with a left hand there. The Highlander was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a leg kick
and The Highlander counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Highlander closes the distance and clinches.
The Highlander lands a left hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is trying to stall.
The Highlander scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The Highlander misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch to the body.
The Highlander struggles to land a body shot inside as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls his hands.
The Highlander tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Highlander tries to throw a body punch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it by throwing The Highlander back against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Highlander.
The Highlander lands a body shot.
The Highlander misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The Highlander misses with a punch on the inside.
The Highlander misses with a punch to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Highlander.
The Highlander lands a left hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. The Highlander seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can turn it around.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
The Highlander lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Highlander blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Highlander makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from The Highlander - that landed with a thud.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is trying to maintain a safe position but The Highlander gets an underhook and turns Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop into the cage.
The Highlander prevents a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
The Highlander lands with a light punch inside.
The Highlander goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The Highlander blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Highlander lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The Highlander blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a body shot from The Highlander.
The Highlander works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Conor The Highlander dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
The Highlander lands the left hand.
A good leg kick by The Highlander.
A jab from The Highlander finds it's way through Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's defenses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a jab to the head.
The Highlander jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Highlander throws a body kick that misses.
The Highlander looks to score with a jab to the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is just out of range.
Sloppy strikes from The Highlander. Those never looked like landing.
The Highlander throws a wild body kick that Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop sees coming a mile off.
A bone on bone clash there as The Highlander blocks the leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Highlander instigates a clinch.
The Highlander swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a body shot but The Highlander blocks it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a head punch that misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Highlander's elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Highlander tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The Highlander takes a swing at Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's ribcage but misses.
The Highlander blocks a leg kick.
The Highlander with a jab.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop checks the leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a telegraphed body shot
and The Highlander counters with a good, hard body kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop shrugs it off.
Nice uppercut there from The Highlander.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Highlander.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop only half commits to the counter leg kick.
The Highlander ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves away.
A right-left combo lands from The Highlander.
The Highlander lands a glancing blow to the side of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head.
The Highlander misses with a straight left.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The Highlander can pounce on him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Highlander connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Highlander blocks a low kick nicely.
The Highlander pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Highlander thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop if he has to take too many more of those.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop pivots, looking for a leg kick but The Highlander is out of range and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop settles back down.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a solid leg kick but The Highlander takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scoring well with a low kick there.
The Highlander blocks a low kick nicely.
The Highlander lands a nice looking body kick.
The Highlander ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A low kick from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is predictable there
and The Highlander counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The Highlander buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Highlander lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Highlander sizes up Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Highlander connects with a crisp jab.
A left lands for The Highlander.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is rocked!
The Highlander misses with a straight right.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is still on wobbly legs! Can The Highlander finish him?
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop seems to have recovered his senses.
A swing and a miss from The Highlander.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
The Highlander scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop in his tracks.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop walks into a left hand.
The Highlander scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The Highlander slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a sloppy head kick and The Highlander moves out of range easily.
The Highlander wants to land a leg kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is out of range.
The Highlander fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Highlander takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice straight punches there by The Highlander. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Highlander.
The Highlander scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Highlander is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can do to turn this around?
The Highlander digs a good body shot into Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's ribs.
The Highlander scores with a sloppy right hand. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop should have avoided that one.
The Highlander fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop feints and then cracks The Highlander's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow The Highlander down.
The Highlander ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves away.
The Highlander is looking to chop away at Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's legs.
The Highlander closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop prevents a body shot from The Highlander.
The Highlander doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Highlander scores with a shot to the side of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Conor The Highlander dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
The Highlander fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The Highlander lands a glancing blow to the side of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head.
The Highlander swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Conor The Highlander is winning the standup battle so far.
The Highlander throws the kick towards the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it.
The Highlander shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with a looping right hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Highlander lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The Highlander feints and then cracks Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Highlander gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Highlander throws a looping overhand right but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducks down to avoid it.
The Highlander connects with the punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Highlander loads up on a big right hand but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips the punch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a quick counter leg kick but The Highlander is wise to it.
The Highlander turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Highlander displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws out the jab.
The Highlander throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop walks into a jab.
The Highlander with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The Highlander fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Highlander.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and The Highlander counters with a thumping low kick.
The Highlander works the jab nicely.
The Highlander avoids the body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
The Highlander thuds his shin into the meat of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's side.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a jab.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Highlander lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop will feel that in the morning.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Highlander has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
The Highlander scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The Highlander can pounce on him.
The Highlander darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Highlander instigates a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a body punch.
The Highlander misses with a body punch.
The Highlander lands a left hand.
The Highlander tries to throw a body punch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it by throwing The Highlander back against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a body shot from The Highlander.
The Highlander lands a left hand.
The Highlander struggles to land a body shot inside as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls his hands.
The Highlander works on Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's body with a couple of short punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Highlander swings wildly with an uppercut but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Highlander gets through Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
The Highlander tries to work over Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Highlander lands a shot to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The Highlander prevents a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Highlander lands a shoulder strike.
The Highlander struggles to land a body shot inside as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls his hands.
The Highlander misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Highlander working aggressively here.
Conor The Highlander has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The Highlander tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Highlander struggles to land a body shot inside as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls his hands.
A short uppercut from The Highlander.
The Highlander can't find room to land a body shot as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Highlander presses Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The Highlander tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Highlander is leaning against Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The Highlander lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Highlander tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from The Highlander - that landed with a thud.
Good body shot from The Highlander.
Conor The Highlander is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The Highlander works on Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's body with a couple of short punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short left from The Highlander.
A short body shot lands from The Highlander as the two fighters clinch.
The Highlander lands with a light punch inside.
The Highlander scores with a hook to the body.
The Highlander lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
The Highlander works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
And that's the end of the fight!
Conor The Highlander showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Highlander has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Conor The Highlander!
Conor The Highlander was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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