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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Murha Pate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Black's entrance music is Zach's Song. A fine choice. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Murha Pate was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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165 cm
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208 lbs
2 - 9 - 0 |
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182 cm
18
188 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Black! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Murha Pate! The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Black moves forwards but Pate connects with a nice, crisp jab. Black throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Black swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pate staying out of range there. Pate slips under a jab from Black. Pate is looking for the big counter here. Black goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo. Black's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pate connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Black scrambles back to his feet. Pate avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pate fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Black. Pate's jab looks to have found its range, popping Black under the eye. A decent looking body kick lands there for Pate. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Black tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Black could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely. Pate lands a jab to Black's midsection. Black scores with a three punch combo!
A lazy left from Black finds it's target. Pate fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's one minute gone in the round. Nice uppercut there from Pate. Black lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pate circles away quickly and effectively. Pate tests Black's chin there with a solid looking shot. Pate fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Black, pushing him back against the cage. Pate lands a hook that snaps the head of Black backwards. Pate lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Pate working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Black is breathing heavily. Pate effectively controlling the action here. Pate lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Pate scores with a nice hook to the head. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Black misses with the head strike.
Nice body punch from Pate - that landed with a thud.
Pate lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Pate lands with a short head shot on the inside. Black letting Pate take a breather here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pate lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Pate scores with a nice hook to the head. Pate has Black pressed against the cage, preventing Black from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Pate lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Pate lands with a left to the head.
Black is rocked! Nice body punch from Pate - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from Pate. Pate is stalling here.
A nice left hand lands by Pate.
Pate lands with a right to the head. Pate cracks Black with a nice body shot. Pate lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Pate drops Black onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Black is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet! Oh Black is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Come on Pate - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Pate taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Pate pushes Black against the cage. Pate is working some dirty boxing. Pate pushes off with a quick right hook! Black goes down! Black tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Pate moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Murha Pate! Jack Black spoke after the fight, saying 'at least I'll try my best '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
77% |
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