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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Perrin GoldenEyes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). GoldenEyes comes to the cage accompanied by Goldfinger Theme Song. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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213 lbs
9 - 15 - 0 |
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215 lbs
23 - 12 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
KO power |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Perrin GoldenEyes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ron Burgundy!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
GoldenEyes changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Burgundy tries to avoid it but GoldenEyes manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Burgundy to the ground. Burgundy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Both fighters circle each other, looking for something big. Burgundy moves in and throws an overhand right. That hurt GoldenEyes! Burgundy continues to tee off on GoldenEyes, landing with a left and a right! Burgundy connects with a right hand that leaves GoldenEyes sleeping against the cage! What a finish by Burgundy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ron Burgundy!
Ron Burgundy gave a mention to Spartan Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
Perrin GoldenEyes was interviewed post fight and said 'The Canadian population has elected a Liberal government, a result we accept without hesitation. I have spoken to Mr. Trudeau and offered him my congratulations, all of our congratulations on his successful campaign. And I have assured him of my full cooperation during the process of transition in t'.
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pop
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FIGHT
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