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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Whatacunt Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith has chosen Country Boy - Aaron Lewis as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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217 lbs
7 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
25
245 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Whatacunt Bones!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bubba Smith!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Aafke Stam and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith misses with a hook. Bones ducked under it nicely.
Bones tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Smith counters with a stiff right hand.
Smith has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bones finds it's way round the side to connect with Smith's head.
It looks like Bubba Smith has been cut.
Bones feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Smith sprawling to the canvas! Smith rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Bones finish him?!
Smith is rocked!
Smith misses the shot to the body.
Smith is still on wobbly legs! Can Bones finish him?
Whatacunt Bones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bones connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Smith out cold! This one is over in a flash!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Whatacunt Bones!
Whatacunt Bones retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Whatacunt Bones made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Bubba Smith stepped up to the mic, saying 'Tough one to swallow but it's all good we take losses like a fuckin man around here, I'll be in gym tomorrow preparing to get better for my next fight. '.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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