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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ted Getstoned (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Caio Bottura (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Bottura's choice of entrance music: Face The Pain. Caio Bottura is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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155 lbs
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165 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Very strong |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ted Getstoned!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Caio Bottura!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Getstoned keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nice straight punches there by Getstoned. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Getstoned.
Getstoned has managed to clinch.
Bottura tries to break the clinch but Getstoned is controlling the position.
Getstoned definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Getstoned presses Bottura against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Getstoned lands with a short shot to the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Bottura is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Bottura wants to stall.
Getstoned throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bottura blocks an uppercut.
Getstoned keeps control of Bottura as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bottura is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Getstoned lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A hook to the body from Getstoned.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getstoned lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bottura stalling in the clinch but Getstoned improves position.
Getstoned lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Getstoned.
Bottura looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Getstoned.
Getstoned lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Getstoned lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bottura backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Getstoned lands a hook that snaps the head of Bottura backwards.
Getstoned scores with a shoulder strike.
Getstoned lands with a left to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Getstoned.
Getstoned lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Getstoned makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bottura is rocked!
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Bottura.
Bottura is still on wobbly legs! Can Getstoned finish him?
Bottura is looking to break free of the clinch but Getstoned has double underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
Getstoned throws a punch but it's blocked by Bottura.
Getstoned misses with a punch on the inside.
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Bottura.
Bottura seems to have recovered his senses.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Getstoned throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Getstoned lands a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bottura has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Bottura.
Getstoned gets through Bottura's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned gets through Bottura's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Bottura with a big uppercut! Bottura tries to clinch up but Getstoned pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Bottura to the mat! Bottura covers up and Getstoned unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ted Getstoned!
During a confident post fight interview, Ted Getstoned thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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