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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maximus Decimus Meridius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Vagina Coastguard. On his way into the cage it seems that Dick Army has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Dick Army seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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200 lbs
19 - 8 - 0 |
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182 cm
25
200 lbs
14 - 9 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Maximus Decimus Meridius!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Decimus Meridius there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Decimus Meridius misses with a series of wild punches.
Decimus Meridius throws a series of punches but Army moves out of range.
Army appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Decimus Meridius misses with a body punch
and Army counters with a right hand to the body.
Decimus Meridius checks a leg kick nicely.
Decimus Meridius misses with a hook
and Army counters with a stiff right hand.
It looks like Maximus Decimus Meridius has been cut.
Decimus Meridius with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Army moves into the clinch.
Decimus Meridius works on Army's body with a couple of short punches.
Army digs a right hand into Decimus Meridius's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Decimus Meridius's gas tank.
Decimus Meridius blocks a body shot from Army.
Decimus Meridius lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Army lands a body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Decimus Meridius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Army scores with a shot to the side of Decimus Meridius's head.
Decimus Meridius scores with a shot to the side of Army's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Decimus Meridius blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Army fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Army being controlled against the cage.
Army misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Decimus Meridius wants to stall.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Army.
Decimus Meridius lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Army or not.
Decimus Meridius stalls.
Army lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Decimus Meridius has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Army seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Decimus Meridius can turn it around.
Army lands a body shot.
Army lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Army lands a hook to the side of the head.
Decimus Meridius blocks an elbow strike from Army.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Army as Decimus Meridius tries to tie him up.
Decimus Meridius blocks a body shot from Army.
A short uppercut from Decimus Meridius.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Army misses with a hook to the ribs.
Still in the clinch, Decimus Meridius scores with a nice short uppercut.
Decimus Meridius is pushing Army up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Army working aggressively here.
Army misses with a hook from the clinch.
Decimus Meridius tries a body shot but Army blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Decimus Meridius tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Decimus Meridius takes an elbow to the forehead.
Decimus Meridius tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Army's elbow.
Army throws a punch but it's blocked by Decimus Meridius.
Decimus Meridius has Army pressed against the cage.
Army lands with a light punch inside.
Decimus Meridius goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Army just misses with a elbow thrown towards Decimus Meridius's brow.
Army scores with a shot to the side of Decimus Meridius's head.
Decimus Meridius stalling in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Decimus Meridius controls the action.
Army blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Army misses with a body punch.
Decimus Meridius tries to work over Army's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Decimus Meridius swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Decimus Meridius scores with a shot to the side of Army's head.
Decimus Meridius lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Decimus Meridius has a couple of punches blocked by Army.
Army misses with the head strike.
Decimus Meridius takes an elbow to the temple.
A short body shot lands from Army as the two fighters clinch.
Decimus Meridius lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Decimus Meridius.
Army goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Decimus Meridius misses with some punches.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Decimus Meridius controls the action.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.
Decimus Meridius blocks a body shot from Army.
Army pushes off an throws an elbow but Decimus Meridius leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Decimus Meridius lands with a light punch inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Army scores with a nice hook to the head.
That has opened up Maximus Decimus Meridius's cut even more.
Decimus Meridius misses with a body punch.
Decimus Meridius tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Army lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Army lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Army goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Army makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Army working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Decimus Meridius works on Army's body with a couple of short punches.
Army tries a body shot but Decimus Meridius blocks it.
Army has a couple of punches blocked by Decimus Meridius.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
Decimus Meridius throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Armys head.
Decimus Meridius throws a punch but it's blocked by Army.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Decimus Meridius cracks Army with a nice body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
Army lands a body shot.
Army working aggressively here.
Decimus Meridius lands a left hand that snaps the head of Army backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Army dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Maximus Decimus Meridius's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Decimus Meridius throws a leg kick
and Army counters by moving into the clinch.
Army misses with a hook to the ribs.
Army tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Decimus Meridius in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Army stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Army goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Decimus Meridius pushes Army back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Decimus Meridius doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Decimus Meridius lands a body punch in the clinch.
Army misses with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Decimus Meridius.
Decimus Meridius lands a body shot.
Decimus Meridius softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters up against the cage, Army throws an elbow but misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Decimus Meridius lands a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Decimus Meridius makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Decimus Meridius.
Decimus Meridius cracks Army with a nice body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Army prevents a body shot from Decimus Meridius.
Decimus Meridius lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Decimus Meridius scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
Army's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Decimus Meridius.
Decimus Meridius struggles to land a body shot inside as Army controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Decimus Meridius fails to land.
Army swings wildly with an uppercut but Decimus Meridius uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Decimus Meridius creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Decimus Meridius lands an uppercut.
Maximus Decimus Meridius seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Decimus Meridius stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Decimus Meridius lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Decimus Meridius works on Army's body with a couple of short punches.
Decimus Meridius effectively controlling the action here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Decimus Meridius as the two fighters clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Decimus Meridius lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Decimus Meridius lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Decimus Meridius lands a shot to the body.
Decimus Meridius softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Decimus Meridius scores with a hook to the body.
The referee calls for Decimus Meridius to work.
Decimus Meridius stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Decimus Meridius lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Army backwards.
A right hand to the body from Decimus Meridius.
A short right from Decimus Meridius.
Army misses with a short punch on the inside.
Decimus Meridius lands an uppercut.
Army is rocked!
Decimus Meridius creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Army with a big uppercut! Army tries to clinch up but Decimus Meridius pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Army to the mat! Army covers up and Decimus Meridius unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Maximus Decimus Meridius!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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