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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Henrick Toddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Bischof (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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215 lbs
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214 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Henrick Toddler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Bischof!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, John Mangel and Hugh Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bischof clinches with his opponent.
Bischof breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Toddler closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Toddler lands in his opponent's guard.
Toddler gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Nice combo by Toddler! Oh, that's hurt him - Bischof falls to the canvas and Toddler follows him into side control.
It looks like Joe Bischof has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Toddler working the ground and pound but Bischof is defending the strikes.
Toddler will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Toddler lands some shots froms side control.
Bischof is rocked!
Bischof is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Toddler is chipping away with strikes.
Toddler is looking to take a break and control but Bischof is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Toddler cracks Bischof with a big right hand but Bischof just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Toddler is looking to take a break and control but Bischof is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bischof pushes Toddler away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Toddler gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Toddler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Toddler is looking to take a break and control but Bischof is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Toddler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Toddler is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Bischof is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Toddler creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Toddler content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Toddler goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Bischof has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Toddler but great work by Bischof.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bischof wants to stand but Toddler has his arm trapped.
Bischof wants to control but Toddler is keeping him busy.
Toddler throws a couple of strikes even though he's not really in a good position to do so.
Toddler is trying to control Bischof's posture but Bischof avoids it.
Toddler is looking for a sweep.
Toddler misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Toddler is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Bischof really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Toddler. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Toddler is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toddler has his hands clasped together around Bischof's back. He's all about the action.
Toddler is pressing down on Bischof's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Bischof wants to control from the top but Toddler keeps moving.
Bischof looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Toddler wants to sweep but no luck.
Toddler striking off his back but it's not causing Bischof any problems.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bischof wants to pass the guard but Toddler is keeping the position.
Toddler striking off his back but it's not causing Bischof any problems.
Bischof must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bischof tries to stand but Toddler is controlling from the bottom.
Toddler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bischof is one step ahead there.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Bischof lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bischof takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Toddler wants to clinch up but Bischof keeps it at a distance.
Bischof pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bischof is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bischof throws a head kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Henrick Toddler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Bischof's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Toddler throws a leg kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Bischof.
Henrick Toddler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bischof moves into the clinch.
Toddler wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bischof has him pressed against the cage.
Toddler jumps guard but Bischof stands there with Toddler around his waist. Toddler gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Bischof with a knee to the head.
Bischof unloads a knee to the mid-section. Toddler lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Toddler goes for a takedown attempt but Bischof pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Bischof pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Toddler throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
That has opened up Joe Bischof's cut even more.
Toddler keeps the fight on the outside.
Bischof lands a head kick. Toddler smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Bischof tries to close the distance and clinch but Toddler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bischof throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Toddler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Toddler lands a jab-cross combination.
The cut above Joe Bischof's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Toddler wants to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Toddler connects with a crisp jab.
Toddler moves into the clinch successfully.
Toddler is trying to break the clinch but Bischof has him pressed against the cage.
Bischof unloads a knee to the mid-section. Toddler lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Toddler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bischof is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Joe Bischof seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bischof tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Toddler paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Knees in the clinch landing for Bischof.
Toddler tries to pull guard but Bischof won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Henrick Toddler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bischof lands a knee to the body.
Toddler tries to score a body lock takedown but Bischof shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Toddler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bischof misses with a double jab.
Bischof fails with the takedown
so Toddler counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bischof is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Bischof looking for a sweep. Not yet Bischof, not yet.
Toddler won't allow Bischof to get back to his feet.
Toddler preventing the sweep.
Toddler trying to control the position from guard on top but Bischof is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Toddler stops Bischof from standing up.
Toddler slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Bischof wants to control but Toddler postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Toddler drives through with a takedown into guard.
Henrick Toddler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bischof not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Toddler wants to control from the top but Bischof keeps moving.
Toddler lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Bischof keeping moving, preventing Toddler from controlling successfully.
Toddler slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Toddler landing a few strikes.
Toddler in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bischof is pushing Toddler's head away, looking to escape. Toddler manages to hold on to the position though.
Toddler is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Bischof has escaped the position, nice work there.
Toddler working the body and head with strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bischof is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Toddler is controlling him well.
Toddler trying to control the position but Bischof is working away.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
A lazy left from Toddler finds it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Henrick Toddler dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Joe Bischof's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Bischof tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Toddler throws a hook to the side of Bischof's head but Bischof sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Toddler closes the distance and clinches.
Toddler gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Toddler is looking to advance position but Bischof won't allow it.
Bischof is looking to improve his position.
Bischof is staying active underneath Toddler, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Bischof is trying to control but can't.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bischof is looking to improve his position.
Toddler seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bischof does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Toddler trying to pass the guard but Bischof defending well.
Toddler thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bischof's head.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Toddler tries to keep at a distance but Bischof has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bischof tries for a takedown but Toddler manages to get underhooks.
Toddler tries to pull guard but Bischof holds him up against the cage and eventually Toddler drops back down to his feet.
Toddler jumps guard but Bischof stands there with Toddler around his waist. Toddler gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Toddler wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bischof lands an elbow that stopped Toddler in his tracks for a moment.
Bischof decides to pull guard.
Toddler keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Bischof's head.
Toddler works over Bischof with some ground and pound from guard.
Toddler throws a strike but Bischof rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bischof trying to stand up but can't free himself from Toddler's guard.
Toddler manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Bischof tries to lock up and control but Toddler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Toddler tries to control but Bischof wriggling away.
Toddler misses with a head shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toddler sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Toddler punching from mount but Bischof doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Bischof is working to get back to half guard.
Toddler looking to control but Bischof is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Toddler dominating with strikes here.
Bischof wants to control but Toddler is having none of it.
Toddler landing strikes, looking to finish!
Joe Bischof has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bischof flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Bischof taking shots to the head.
Toddler throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
BOOM! Toddler connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Toddler throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Bischof is wriggling around trying to escape.
Bischof is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Toddler breaks from Bischof's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Toddler lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Henrick Toddler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Toddler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Henrick Toddler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Toddler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Henrick Toddler!
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hype
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