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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Polite Efficient (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Marx (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Efficient's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Dream Theater - As I Am. Polite Efficient could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Karl Marx's chin.
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220 lbs
15 - 4 - 0 |
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189 cm
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210 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Polite Efficient!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Karl Marx!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marx keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Efficient avoids the body shot from Marx.
Marx throws out a powerful jab.
Efficient just misses with a punch to the body.
A lazy left from Marx finds it's target.
A telegraphed right hand from Efficient misses the target.
Efficient connects with a crisp jab.
Efficient keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Efficient throws a body shot but no joy.
Marx takes a swing at Efficient's ribcage but misses.
Efficient seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Marx misses the shot to the body.
Efficient is looking to counter the offense by Marx and move into the clinch.
Marx falls off balance throwing a combination
and Efficient counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
No joy there for Marx, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Efficient throws an overhand right that lands on Marx's shoulder, as Marx tries to avoid the shot.
Marx misses with the combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Marx misses the target.
Efficient tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Marx manages to circle out of the way.
Efficient misses with a wild body shot.
Marx misses with a hook. Efficient ducked under it nicely.
Marx throws a hook but Efficient avoids it easily.
Karl Marx seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Marx jabs Efficient to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Efficient fails in his attempt to clinch.
Efficient instigates a clinch.
Efficient lands an elbow that stopped Marx in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Karl Marx has been cut.
Marx doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Marx working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Efficient lands a body shot.
Efficient lands an elbow inside that Marx shrugs off.
Marx lands a left hand that snaps the head of Efficient backwards.
Efficient lands an elbow inside that Marx shrugs off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Efficient throws an elbow but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Efficient comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Marx working aggressively here.
Efficient pushes off an throws an elbow but Marx leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Marx misses with a body punch.
Efficient pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Efficient blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Efficient throws an elbow that misses.
Marx tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Efficient's elbow.
Efficient pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Efficient lands a damaging elbow.
That has opened up Karl Marx's cut even more.
Marx has a couple of punches blocked by Efficient.
Efficient lands a damaging elbow.
Marx is leaning against Efficient and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Efficient comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Efficient tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Efficient struggles to land a body shot inside as Marx controls his hands.
Marx can't find room to land a body shot as Efficient controls the action.
Efficient blocks an uppercut.
Marx takes an elbow to the forehead.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Efficient doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Marx struggles to land a body shot inside as Efficient controls his hands.
Marx is pushing Efficient up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Marx prevents a body shot from Efficient.
Efficient lands an elbow inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Efficient as Marx tries to tie him up.
A short uppercut from Marx.
Marx misses with a short punch on the inside.
Efficient lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The cut above Karl Marx's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Efficient.
Efficient lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Marx lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nice body punch from Efficient.
Marx throws a head punch that misses.
Marx tries to pull guard but Efficient holds him up against the cage and eventually Marx drops back down to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Efficient tries a body shot but Marx blocks it.
Marx misses with a body punch.
Efficient throws an elbow but it misses.
Marx prevents a body shot from Efficient.
Marx dodges an elbow strike from Efficient.
Marx lands a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Marx blocks an elbow strike from Efficient.
Efficient cracks Marx with a nice body shot.
Come on Marx - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Efficient blocks a body shot from Marx.
Efficient tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Marx's elbow.
Efficient blocks a punch to the side of the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Efficient just misses with a elbow thrown towards Marx's brow.
Marx misses with some punches.
Marx misses with some punches.
Efficient lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Marx.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Polite Efficient will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Karl Marx's cut.
That's time! Efficient's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Efficient keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Marx throws a lazy right hand but Efficient sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Marx pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Efficient misses the shot to the body.
Marx uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Efficient.
A little jabbing left from Marx on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Efficient seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Efficient blocks a jab.
Efficient tries to clinch up.
Marx throws a shot from downtown. Efficient moves away and avoids it.
As Marx tries to get set, Efficient tries to push him back and clinch up but Marx manages to avoid the attempt.
Efficient doesn't manage to clinch there - Marx circles away.
Marx misses with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Efficient misses with a looping left.
Efficient throws a body shot but no joy.
Marx tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Efficient was well out of range. Poor timing from Marx.
Marx thuds a left hand into Efficient's body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Efficient looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Karl Marx seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Marx's corner calls for a 1-2. Marx obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Efficient just misses with a punch to the body.
Marx throws a looping overhand right but Efficient ducks down to avoid it.
Marx loads up on a big right hand but Efficient slips the punch.
Efficient is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Marx.
Efficient scores with a decent looking hook.
Efficient slips a straight right by Marx.
Efficient throws a jab but it's blocked by Marx.
Marx looks to score with a jab to the body but Efficient is just out of range.
Marx connects with a body shot.
A slow jab from Efficient misses its intended target.
Marx looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Efficient misses with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marx walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Marx keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A jab from Marx misses.
Efficient slips under a jab from Marx.
Marx misses with a wild body shot.
Efficient staying out of range there.
Efficient is looking to counter the offense by Marx and move into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Marx. Efficient does a little dance to reset his feet.
Marx pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Efficient seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Marx misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Efficient.
Marx lands a jab to the nose.
Marx tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Efficient was well out of range. Poor timing from Marx.
Efficient swings for the body but Marx moves out of range.
Marx looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nice defenses there by Efficient.
Efficient seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Efficient lands with a good body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Efficient. Marx does a little dance to reset his feet.
Efficient works Marx's body with a nice hook.
Efficient slips under a jab.
Marx moves away from the strike by Efficient.
Marx misses with a looping right.
Efficient has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Efficient there as he acknowledges the shot.
Marx lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Marx takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Marx listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Efficient rushes Marx and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Marx throws a head punch that misses.
Marx tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Marx takes an elbow to the temple.
Marx swings wildly with an uppercut but Efficient uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Efficient lands an elbow just above Marx 's eye.
Efficient creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Marx misses with a punch on the inside.
Nice elbow from Efficient.
A body shot lands from Efficient.
Marx fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Efficient.
Efficient pushes off an throws an elbow but Marx leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Efficient as the two fighters clinch.
Marx is breathing heavily.
Efficient throws an elbow but it misses.
Efficient lands a nice elbow.
Marx fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Marx misses with a punch on the inside.
Efficient goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Marx tries to stall but Efficient uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Marx misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Efficient tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Karl Marx will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Karl Marx's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Marx scores with a nice strike.
Efficient lands a really nice looking cross but Marx seems unphased.
Marx gets tackled into the cage by Efficient. Efficient maintains the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Efficient.
Marx wants to stall.
Marx working aggressively here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Efficient just misses with a elbow thrown towards Marx's brow.
Marx avoids the elbow strike from Efficient, against the cage.
Marx misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Marx.
Efficient lands an elbow that stopped Marx in his tracks for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Marx tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Marx throws a head punch that misses.
Marx throws a head punch that misses.
Efficient pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Marx takes an elbow to the forehead.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Karl Marx's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Polite Efficient!
Our winner, Polite Efficient, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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