PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blob Sapp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sole Uce (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sole Uce was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Sapp
vs
Uce

195 cm
30
292 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

192 cm
30
400 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Blob Sapp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Sole Uce!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uce misses with a combination
and Sapp counters with a two punch combo.
Uce tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sapp swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Uce stalks Sapp and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Sapp's face. Sapp staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Blob Sapp has been cut.
Sapp throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Uce displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sapp throws out the jab.
Uce lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sapp circles away quickly and effectively.
Uce pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sapp lands a nice shot to the body.
Uce looks winded!
Sapp throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Uce stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Sapp definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Uce throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Sapp counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Sole Uce has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sapp lands a brutal uppercut that launches Uce off his feet! Uce tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Blob Sapp!
Blob Sapp took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Reaper Combatwear for their support in the buildup to the fight.