PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Akulakhan Ur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kai Tee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tee has chosen Blood Sugar Sex Magik as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Ur
vs
Tee

225 cm
16
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Solid boxing
Big right hand

Excellent MT
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Akulakhan Ur!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kai Tee!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Dirk Anderson and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ur fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tee, pushing him back against the cage.

Tee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A low kick from Ur is predictable there
and Tee counters with a slapping leg kick.

Ur instigates a clinch.
Ur misses with some punches.
Tee taking a breather.
Ur has a couple of punches blocked by Tee.
Ur lands with a right to the head.
Ur swings wildly with an uppercut but Tee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tee looking to stall.
Ur working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ur goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Tee breaks from the clinch.
Ur misses with a low kick.
Tee swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Tee throws a hook but Ur avoids it easily.
Ur lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tee throws an overhand right that lands on Ur's shoulder, as Ur tries to avoid the shot.
Tee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ur manages to avoid it.
Tee throws a head kick but Ur moves out of range.
Tee throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A head kick misses from Ur.
Tee moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Ur throws a hook to the side of Tee's head but Tee sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tee pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ur steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tee.
Tee turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ur misses with a straight right.
Tee throws out a counter right but Ur avoids it with no problem.
A telegraphed right hand from Tee misses the target.
Ur was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tee looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Tee, right into the meat.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ur tries to score with a low kick but Tee moves his leg out of the way.
Ur with a jab.
Tee is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Ur closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Ur scores with a shot to the side of Tee's head.
Ur misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ur tries a body shot but Tee blocks it.
Ur scores with a nice hook to the head.

Tee breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tee rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ur moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tee misses with a hook.
Tee fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Tee misses with a body kick.
Ur slips under a jab.
Ur is looking to score with low kicks.
Ur moves out of range of the strikes.
Ur misses with a low kick as Tee jumps back.
A head kick misses from Tee.
Ur uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tee.
Ur is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Tee lands a glancing blow to the side of Ur's head.

Ur clinches with his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Tee pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ur tests Tee's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tee lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ur's sensitive parts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Kai Tee will probably get the nod.
That's time! Ur's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

A jab from Ur misses.
Akulakhan Ur has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tee lands a glancing blow to the side of Ur's head.
Tee looks to land a right hand but Ur moved out of range.
Ur is looking to counter punch.
Tee throws a hook but Ur avoids it easily.
Ur throws a low kick but Tee moves out of range easily.
Tee throws a jab but it's blocked by Ur.
The crowd cheers as Tee lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ur doesn't seem phased though.
Kai Tee seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ur throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Tee feints and then cracks Ur's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ur down.
Ur slips under a jab from Tee.
Tee scores with a body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Tee.
Tee scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A swing and a miss from Tee.
Ur staying out of range there.

Ur rushes Tee and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ur.

Tee escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ur keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tee.
Ur slips a jab from Tee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tee feints and then cracks Ur's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ur down.
Ur throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tee throws a series of punches but Ur avoids them all with ease.
Ur throws a combination that misses
letting Tee counter with a right hand.
Tee has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tee thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Ur if he has to take too many more of those.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Tee connects with a leg kick. Ur looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tee takes a swing at Ur's ribcage but misses.
Ur takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Ur is rocked!
Tee is stalking his opponent - BOOM! Switch kick out of nowhere! Ur is not moving; he is out cold!! Wow, what a quick finish that was.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kai Tee!
Kai Tee decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.