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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Leonardo Spanky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mister Turtle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spanky comes to the cage accompanied by Death is Forming- Jay Reatard. This should be a great matchup!
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195 lbs
6 - 7 - 0 |
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189 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good low kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Leonardo Spanky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mister Turtle!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turtle avoids the body shot from Spanky.
Turtle cracks a nice hook into Spanky's ribs.
Spanky tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turtle was well out of range. Poor timing from Spanky.
A lazy body kick from Spanky
and Turtle counters with a nice low kick that buckles Spanky's knee momentarily.
Turtle clobbers Spanky with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Spanky moves away from the strike by Turtle.
Spanky attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Turtle tries a quick counter leg kick but Spanky is wise to it.
Spanky definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Turtle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spanky.
Spanky defending well as Turtle loads up on a big left hand.
Spanky is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Spanky will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turtle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Turtle.
Turtle scores with a body shot.
Spanky throws a hook but Turtle avoids it easily.
Turtle is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Mister Turtle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turtle wants to slow Spanky down by chopping away at his legs.
Turtle has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Turtle drops his hands momentarily and Spanky takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spanky.
Turtle misses with a body shot.
Turtle with a nice cross.
Spanky throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turtle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Turtle misses with a lunging right hand
letting Spanky counter with a right hand.
Turtle lands a front kick.
Spanky does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Good work by Spanky as he checks the leg kick.
Spanky lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Turtle misses with a looping left.
Turtle checks a leg kick.
Spanky misses with a double jab.
Turtle was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Turtle throws a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turtle connects with an inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turtle lands with a good body shot.
Spanky tries to bum rush Turtle with a series of wild strikes but Turtle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Spanky lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Turtle circles away quickly and effectively.
Turtle scores with the left hand. Spanky knows he should have avoided that one.
Turtle works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Turtle connects with a looping right hand.
Turtle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Turtle throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Turtle looks to land a left hand but Spanky moved out of range nicely.
Turtle checks the leg kick.
Turtle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spanky was well out of range. Poor timing from Turtle.
Danga de danga de dang - Turtle scores with a four punch combination!
A big left from Turtle misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turtle misses with a low kick.
Turtle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Spanky's calf.
Some wild striking there from Spanky.
Spanky avoids the body shot from Turtle.
Spanky on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Turtle. Turtle obviously looking to wear him down.
Spanky tried to score with a low kick but Turtle checks it.
Turtle is looking for the big counter here.
Good exchange - Turtle coming out on top.
Spanky throws a right hand that misses
and Turtle counters with a good low kick that Spanky was not able to check.
Turtle misses with a low kick.
A quick step to the side and Spanky tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turtle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Spanky is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Turtle throws a front kick aimed at Spanky's knee but Spanky avoids it well.
Turtle throws out a leg kick but Spanky moves out of range and Turtle only half commits.
Spanky shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turtle dodges the punch combination from Spanky.
A head kick misses from Turtle.
Spanky throwing a counter right hand but Turtle manages to avoid it.
Turtle walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turtle throws a low kick, looking for Spanky's leg but Spanky calmly moves out of range.
Spanky throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turtle tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spanky is able to avoid easily.
Spanky checks a leg kick.
Turtle takes a swing at Spanky's ribcage but misses.
Turtle pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spanky is out of range and Turtle settles back down.
A jab lands there for Spanky.
Turtle misses with a lunging right hand
and Spanky counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Spanky throws a head kick but Turtle moves out of range.
Turtle punishes Spanky's body with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mister Turtle dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Turtle throws a head kick that Spanky semi-blocks.
Turtle fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Spanky is out of range.
A cross from Turtle lands.
Turtle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spanky has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spanky connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turtle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Spanky. Those never looked like landing.
Turtle throws a counter combo.
Turtle punishes Spanky's body with a nice straight punch.
Turtle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spanky takes a swing at Turtle's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turtle throws a body shot but no joy.
A combination from Spanky does no damage.
Spanky throws a right hand that misses
and Turtle counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Spanky might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Turtle connects with a leg kick. Spanky looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turtle connects with a crisp jab.
Leonardo Spanky is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turtle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Turtle has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Spanky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turtle thuds a left hand into Spanky's body.
Spanky has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Spanky there as he acknowledges the shot.
Turtle works Spanky's body with a nice hook.
Turtle scores with a nice right hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Turtle.
Spanky looks to land a left hand but Turtle moved out of range nicely.
Turtle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spanky throws a hook to the side of Turtle's head but Turtle sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Turtle scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Turtle throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spanky takes one to the chin there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanky misses with a hook to the body
and Turtle counters with a nice low kick that buckles Spanky's knee momentarily.
Turtle scores with a jab. Spanky acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Spanky fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Turtle throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Turtle tries to score with a low kick but Spanky moves his leg out of the way.
Turtle scores with the left hand. Spanky knows he should have avoided that one.
Turtle with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Turtle cracks Spanky with a right hand to the side of the head.
Spanky throws a nice inside leg kick.
Turtle misses with a looping right.
Turtle throws a nice outside leg kick.
Spanky throws a wild body kick that Turtle sees coming a mile off.
Turtle was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Spanky throws a head kick but Turtle moves out of range.
Turtle thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turtle scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mister Turtle seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Turtle throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Turtle blocks a head kick by Spanky.
Spanky misses with the combination.
A nice leg kick lands there from Turtle.
Turtle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spanky.
Turtle lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A good leg kick by Turtle.
Spanky fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Turtle comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Turtle throws a wild body kick that Spanky sees coming a mile off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanky missing with a left hand there. Turtle was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Turtle misses with a head kick.
Turtle on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Spanky misses with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turtle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Turtle tries to work over Spanky's front leg with a kick but Spanky checks it.
Some bone on bone action there as Spanky checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Turtle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Spanky's calf.
Spanky scores with a jab to the head.
Turtle thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Spanky if he has to take too many more of those.
Turtle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Turtle lands with an overhand left.
Turtle misses with a straight right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mister Turtle showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Jab from Turtle.
Spanky rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Turtle moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Turtle connects with a leg kick. Spanky looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Turtle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spanky has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spanky moves out of range of the strikes.
Spanky takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Turtle looks to land a left hand but Spanky moved out of range nicely.
Spanky lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Spanky pivots, looking for a leg kick but Turtle is out of range and Spanky settles back down.
Spanky slips a jab from Turtle.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanky takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Spanky takes a kick to the side of the head.
Spanky misses with a series of wild punches.
Spanky stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Turtle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turtle throws a nice outside leg kick.
Spanky gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Sloppy strikes from Spanky. Those never looked like landing.
Spanky moves out of range of the strikes.
Spanky tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spanky blocks a head kick by Turtle.
Turtle rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Turtle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spanky throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turtle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Turtle.
Turtle misses with a head kick.
Spanky tries to bum rush Turtle with a series of wild strikes but Turtle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Turtle shapes to counter with a head kick.
Spanky connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanky bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Spanky pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turtle misses with a head kick.
Turtle is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanky throws out a loose jab but Turtle uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turtle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Spanky.
A big left from Turtle misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Turtle.
Spanky on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Mister Turtle is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Turtle cracks a nice hook into Spanky's ribs.
Spanky gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Spanky throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Turtle tries a quick counter leg kick but Spanky is wise to it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turtle connects with a solid leg kick.
Turtle lands a nice shot to the body.
Spanky connects with a jab.
Spanky moves out of range of the leg kick from Turtle.
Turtle throws a right hand that Spanky ducks under and follows up with a left that Spanky also avoids with ease.
Spanky throws a lazy right hand but Turtle sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Turtle appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Leonardo Spanky has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turtle scores with a hook.
Turtle connects with a body shot.
Turtle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spanky.
Spanky looks to land a body kick but Turtle moved away.
Turtle keeps Spanky at a distance using the push kick.
Spanky turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fighters circling - Turtle throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanky tries a head kick but it misses.
A punch combination from Spanky misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turtle lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Turtle lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
That kick from Turtle tenderised Spanky's leg. Spanky is trying to keep his angry face on.
Turtle connects with a leg kick. Spanky looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Turtle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Spanky's calf.
Turtle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spanky.
Turtle defending well as Spanky loads up on a big left hand.
Turtle jabs at Spanky's body.
Spanky pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spanky misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nice uppercut there from Turtle.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mister Turtle comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Turtle has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mister Turtle!
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hype
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RATING
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