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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Popeye Parsnips (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brad Snow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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260 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Popeye Parsnips !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Brad Snow!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Santiago Holmes and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snow takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Snow fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Parsnips with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Parsnips just misses with a punch to the body.
Snow misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Parsnips fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Snow on the side of the head.
Parsnips works Snow's body with a nice hook.
Snow looks winded!
Snow tries to move into range but Parsnips moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Parsnips fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Snow looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Parsnips lands a big uppercut and Snow crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Snow looks OK. Parsnips waves Snow back to his feet!
It looks like Brad Snow has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parsnips clinches up with Snow and pushes him back against the cage.
Parsnips will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Snow up against the cage.
Parsnips pushes Snow back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Parsnips .
Parsnips lands a body punch in the clinch.
Parsnips is trying to break the clinch but Snow has him pressed against the cage.
Parsnips lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Snow backwards.
Parsnips lands a hook to the side of the head.
Snow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Parsnips digs a right hand underneath Snow's ribcage. Snow let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Parsnips manages to break the clinch.
Nice uppercut there from Parsnips .
Snow is rocked!
Parsnips lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Snow - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Parsnips !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Popeye Parsnips !
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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