PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Allen Robinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil comes to the cage accompanied by Full Retard. Robinson has chosen Enae Volare Mezzo as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Pencil
vs
Robinson

185 cm
34
193 lbs
33 - 19 - 0

190 cm
34
194 lbs
24 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Allen Robinson !
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Roger Salmon and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Robinson throws a body punch but Pencil moves out of range.
Pencil changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Allen Robinson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Robinson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pencil changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Robinson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Robinson . Pencil does a little dance to reset his feet.
An attempted straight right counter from Pencil misses the target.
Pencil displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Robinson throws out the jab.
Pencil feinted with a counter takedown.
Pencil takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Robinson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pencil at a distance.
Robinson swings widly with a right hand

and Pencil moves into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A right handed body shot lands from Robinson .
Pencil is trying to break the clinch but Robinson has him pressed against the cage.

Pencil's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Robinson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Robinson throws a low kick but Pencil moves out of range easily.
Pencil chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Robinson can pounce on him.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Robinson , right into the meat.
Pencil misses with a low kick.
Pencil checks a leg kick.
A little feinted left hand from Pencil on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Robinson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Pencil counters with a leg kick.
Robinson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pencil throws a chopping leg kick but Robinson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robinson throws a hook but Pencil blocks it.
Pencil tries to counter with a takedown but Robinson is quick to defend against it.
Pencil has been working on his balance at The Good the Bad and The Ugly, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Robinson .
Pencil uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Robinson .
Robinson throws a leg kick but Pencil sees it coming and moves out of range.
Robinson tries a head kick but it misses.
Pencil tries to counter with a takedown but Robinson is quick to defend against it.
Pencil is looking to score with low kicks.
Robinson wants to clinch.
Pencil half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Pencil dodges the punch combination from Robinson .
Pencil wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Robinson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pencil half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Robinson throws a body shot but no joy.
Pencil was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Pencil throws a good cross that connects.
A swing and a miss from Robinson .
Robinson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pencil manages to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Robinson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pencil takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice straight punches there by Robinson . You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Robinson .
Robinson throws a leg kick but Pencil moved away.
Pencil tries to counter with a takedown but Robinson is quick to defend against it.
Robinson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Robinson takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Robinson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pencil swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Robinson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Robinson throws a lazy head kick

and Pencil counters by clinching up.
Pencil throws an elbow but it misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pencil is trying to break free.
Robinson pressing his opponent against the cage.
Pencil blocks the elbow strike.
Robinson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Robinson trying to land knees to the body.
Pencil misses with a hook from the clinch.
Robinson tries to land knees in the clinch but Pencil avoids the damage to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Allen Robinson dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Robinson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Robinson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Robinson slips under a jab.
A swing and a miss from Robinson .
Pencil tried to counter with a leg kick but Robinson avoided it.
Robinson wants to clinch.

Robinson rushes Pencil and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Robinson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pencil blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Robinson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pencil.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil being controlled against the cage.
Pencil is trying to break the clinch but Robinson has him pressed against the cage.
Robinson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pencil in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pencil.
Robinson misses with a body punch.
Pencil fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Robinson can't find room to land a body shot as Pencil controls the action.
Robinson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pencil.
Pencil blocks an elbow strike.
Pencil avoiding damage as Robinson throws knees to the body.
Robinson tries to land knees in the clinch but Pencil avoids the damage to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robinson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Robinson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stalling in the clinch from Robinson .
Robinson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pencil's elbow.

Pencil manages to break the clinch.
Robinson 's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pencil under the eye.
Pencil takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pencil with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pencil missing with a left hand there. Robinson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Robinson takes a swing at Pencil's ribcage but misses.
Pencil feinted with a counter takedown.
Robinson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pencil.
Pencil tries to counter with a takedown but Robinson is quick to defend against it.
Robinson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pencil rather than just go for the knockout.
Robinson just misses with a punch to the body.
Pencil feinted with a counter takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Robinson throws a jab but it's blocked by Pencil.
Robinson throws a low kick but Pencil avoids it.
Pencil swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Robinson lands a right hook to the body.
Robinson cracks the inside of Pencil's front leg.
Robinson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Pencil blocks a leg kick.
Pencil lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Robinson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pencil's head backwards.
Robinson throws a solid leg kick but Pencil takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Robinson .
Robinson throws a sloppy head kick and Pencil moves out of range easily.
Pencil seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Pencil blocks the leg kick.
Pencil drops down looking for a counter takedown but Robinson sprawls and moves away.
Robinson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pencil manages to avoid it.
Robinson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pencil drops down looking for a counter takedown but Robinson sprawls and moves away.
Allen Robinson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Robinson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pencil manages to avoid it.
Pencil half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Robinson . Pencil does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pencil appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
A telegraphed right hand from Robinson misses the target.
It looked like Pencil wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pencil uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Robinson .
Robinson lands with an uppercut that bounces Pencil off the cage and back into range.
Robinson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Robinson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Allen Robinson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Pencil's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Robinson pushes Pencil up against the cage in a clinch.
Robinson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Robinson digs a right hand into Pencil's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Pencil's gas tank.
Still in the clinch, Robinson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pencil wants to get back to striking at distance but Robinson won't allow it.
Robinson has a couple of punches blocked by Pencil.
Pencil misses with some punches.
Robinson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pencil's efforts to push away.
Robinson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Pencil blocks it with crossed arms.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Pencil pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Robinson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Robinson connects with a high kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Robinson .
Pencil ducks under a wild hook from Robinson .
Pencil circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pencil tries to counter with a takedown but Robinson is quick to defend against it.
Pencil throws a leg kick
and Robinson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Robinson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pencil manages to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from Pencil misses the target.
Robinson tries a low kick but Pencil avoids it.

Robinson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pencil creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Robinson trying to land knees to the body.
Pencil looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Pencil can't break the clinch.
Robinson trying to stall but Pencil improves his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil avoiding damage as Robinson throws knees to the body.

Pencil's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Robinson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Robinson misses with a head kick.
Robinson swings for the body but Pencil moves out of range.
Pencil attempts a counter takedown but Robinson avoids it well and moves away.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pencil.
Robinson digs a good body shot into Pencil's ribs.
An inside leg kick lands from Pencil.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Robinson just misses with a punch to the body.
Pencil tried to counter with a leg kick but Robinson avoided it.
Robinson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pencil feinted with a counter takedown.
Robinson tried to score with a low kick but Pencil checks it.
Pencil attempts a counter takedown but Robinson avoids it well and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Robinson misses with a wild body shot.
Robinson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pencil stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pencil keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pencil tries to counter with a takedown but Robinson is quick to defend against it.
Pencil chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Both fighters circling a little - Robinson finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Robinson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pencil feinted with a counter takedown.
Robinson is looking to clinch but Pencil is avoiding it.
Pencil avoids the body shot from Robinson .
Pencil tries to counter with a takedown but Robinson is quick to defend against it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pencil.
Robinson throws a leg kick but Pencil checks it.
Pencil swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Robinson thows a leg kick but Pencil checks it
and Pencil cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Robinson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Robinson walks straight into a right hand from Pencil - that's dropped him! Pencil jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Robinson from any more punishment! Robinson complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Wooden Pencil!
Wooden Pencil retains his middleweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Wooden Pencil made sure he mentioned Spartan Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.