PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Marty Meierotto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Testicule Chewer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Meierotto
vs
Chewer

183 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
178 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marty Meierotto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Testicule Chewer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chewer lands with a straight right. Meierotto didn't see that one coming.

It looks like Marty Meierotto has been cut.
Meierotto takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Chewer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Chewer staying out of range there.
Chewer throws out a counter right but Meierotto avoids it with no problem.
Marty Meierotto seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Meierotto.
Meierotto tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Chewer defends well and Meierotto ends up having to push Chewer into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Meierotto.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marty Meierotto. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Meierotto with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Chewer to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chewer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Chewer sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Meierotto's defenses. It connects perfectly with Meierotto's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Testicule Chewer!