PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Angry Racist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rage Parade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Racist kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Anti-white Racism in America: The Reality. Parade comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I KILL Cause I'm Hungry kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Angry Racist has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Racist
vs
Parade

195 cm
21
215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

183 cm
18
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Angry Racist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rage Parade!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Racist darts in and clinches Parade up against the cage.
Racist pushes off an throws an elbow but Parade leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Racist lands an elbow inside that Parade shrugs off.

It looks like Rage Parade has been cut.
Parade avoids a wild elbow strike from Racist.
Racist creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Parade's defenses.
Parade prevents a takedown attempt there.
Parade has had enough of the clinch but Racist keeps him there for the moment.
Racist misses with a hook from the clinch.
Racist lands an elbow inside that Parade shrugs off.
Racist has Parade pressed against the cage, preventing Parade from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Racist misses with a punch to the body.
Parade dodges an elbow strike from Racist.
Parade prevents the takedown attempt.
Racist tries to score a body lock takedown but Parade shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Angry Racist. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Racist blocks a body shot from Parade.
Racist has Parade pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Parade manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Racist lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Racist lands a nice elbow.
Racist is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Parade pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Parade wants to break free but Racist has control.
Racist has Parade pressed against the cage, preventing Parade from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Racist working aggressively here.
Racist letting Parade take a breather here.
Racist lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Racist wants to take the fight to the mat but Parade manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Racist throws an elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Racist is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Parade is defending well.
Racist is looking for a takedown.
Racist tries to work over Parade's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Parade escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Parade tests Racist's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Racist fails in his attempt to clinch.
Parade misses with a hook.
Racist moves away from the strike by Parade.
Parade misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Racist.
Racist shoots in but no luck this time.
Parade wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parade misses with a two punch combination.
Racist shoots for a double leg takedown but Parade sprawls well. He's pushed Racist's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Racist misses with a wild combination.
Parade throws a series of strikes that have Racist backpedaling.

It looks like Angry Racist has been cut.
Parade lands a jab to the nose.

Racist is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Parade's half guard.
Parade taking some punishment here, with Racist in his half guard.
Parade on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Racist landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Racist is nestled in close to Parade, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Parade taking some punishment here, with Racist in his half guard.
Racist wants to lay and pray for a moment but Parade keeps working.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Racist not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Racist wants to pass the guard but Parade is defending well.
Parade wants to get back to his feet.
Parade tries to get to full guard but Racist has control of the leg.
Nice strikes from Racist there.
Parade is looking to improve his position.
Racist working the head and body with strikes.
Parade is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Racist scores with a couple of nice shots.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Parade can do anything to dispel that myth.
Parade pushes Racist off looking to stand but Racist dives back in and keeps control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Angry Racist dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Racist uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parade.
Parade moves out of range as Racist throws a body kick.
Despite the aggression on Parade's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A nice leg kick lands there from Racist.
Parade closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Parade will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Parade swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Angry Racist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A shot to the body from Racist misses

and Parade counters with a crisp one two that drops Racist! Parade thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Racist to his feet! Racist is in big trouble!
Racist tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Racist moves into the clinch.
Parade stops a takedown attempt from Racist.
Parade is looking to control Racist's arms but Racist gets an underhook and turns him. Now Parade has his back to the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Racist wants a takedown but no success here.
Parade is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Racist tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parade's elbow.
Racist changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Parade fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Angry Racist. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parade misses with a few strikes there.
Racist drops down looking for a counter takedown but Parade sprawls and moves away.
Parade lands the left hand.
A jab from Parade does it's job there.
Rage Parade seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Racist closes the distance and clinches up with Parade, looking for a takedown. Racist pushes Parade against the cage but Parade circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Racist uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Parade.
A big left from Racist misses.
Parade looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Parade listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Parade swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parade throws a body shot but no joy.
Parade misses with a two punch combination.
Racist attempts a counter takedown but Parade avoids it well and moves away.
Parade swings for the body but Racist moves out of range.
Racist throws a body kick that misses.
Parade has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Racist.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parade looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Racist shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Parade defends it nicely.
Parade takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parade stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Parade wants it to stay on the feet.
Racist takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Parade throws out a loose jab but Racist uses good head movement to avoid it.
Racist lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Racist shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Parade as he jumps to the side.
Racist swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Parade misses with an uppercut. Racist saw that one coming.

Racist closes the distance and clinches.
Parade blocks the elbow strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Racist tries to score a body lock takedown but Parade shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Racist throws an elbow that misses.
Parade wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Parade is pressed up against the cage. Racist has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Parade down to the mat. Parade avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Racist takes one to the side of the head.

Oooooh!!! Parade has knocked Racist down with a huge combo! Parade steps away and waves a wobbly Racist back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Racist is rocked!
We've been told by Racist's head coaches at Serenity's Fury that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Rage Parade is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parade misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Racist feinted with a counter takedown.
Racist throws a leg kick but Parade sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Racist fails with an attempt to clinch.
Racist slips a straight right by Parade.

Racist shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Parade is trying to defend but Racist finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Parade tries to roll over but Racist keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rage Parade showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

Parade displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Parade checks the leg kick nicely there.
Parade takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Racist throws a leg kick which misses Parade's front leg but catches the back leg as Parade tries to avoid it.
Parade misses with a body shot.
Parade has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Racist throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Racist ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parade scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Racist ducks under a wild hook from Parade.
Racist tries to counter with a takedown but Parade is quick to defend against it.
Parade misses with a few strikes there.
Parade on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Racist dives in and grabs Parade's left leg, looking for a takedown. Parade pushes down on Racist's head and hops out.
Racist closes the distance and clinches up with Parade, looking for a takedown. Racist pushes Parade against the cage but Parade circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Parade throws a jab but it's blocked by Racist.

Racist looking to score a takedown here. Parade is defending well but Racist drives through and ends up in Parade's guard.
Racist works over Parade with some ground and pound from guard.
Racist won't allow Parade to get back to his feet.
Racist is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Racist landing with the ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Racist's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Racist stops Parade from standing up.
Racist postures up.
Racist will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Racist lands a couple of elbows.
Racist won't allow Parade to get back to his feet.
Racist trying to control the position from guard on top but Parade is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Parade is trying to control the position but Racist postures up.
Racist lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Racist trying to control but Parade is working from the bottom.
Racist works over Parade with some ground and pound from guard.
Racist postures up and lands a big shot to Parade's brow.
Parade is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Racist with a nice head shot there.
Parade really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Racist. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Parade holds on and takes a little breather.
Racist preventing the sweep.
Parade is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Racist lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Racist is working Parade over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Racist chips away with some ground and pound.
Angry Racist overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Racist postures up.
Parade lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Racist pulls Parade in close to prevent any damage.
Racist is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Parade felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Racist lands strikes from half guard.
Racist working Parade over with strikes.
Racist lands strikes from half guard.
Racist lands strikes from half guard.
Racist slips a nice elbow through Parade's hands, connecting with Parade's forehead.
Racist lands with a punch from half guard.
Racist has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Racist lands a nice short elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Racist trying to control from half guard but Parade is working away.
Racist drops an elbow to the side of Parade's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Angry Racist showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Racist has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Angry Racist!
During a confident post fight interview, Angry Racist thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.