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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Midget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Popeye Parsnips (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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255 lbs
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250 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Inexperienced |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Fat Midget!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Popeye Parsnips !
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Daniel Franklin and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Midget throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parsnips throws out a counter right but Midget avoids it with no problem.
Midget tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parsnips was well out of range. Poor timing from Midget.
A telegraphed right hand from Midget misses the target.
Midget walks into a stiff left hand from Parsnips .
Parsnips bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Midget could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Midget. Parsnips does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parsnips takes a swing at Midget's ribcage but misses.
Parsnips misses with a two punch combination.
Parsnips misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Midget.
Parsnips lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parsnips misses with a body shot.
Midget tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parsnips was well out of range. Poor timing from Midget.
Midget bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Midget swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Parsnips ducks under a wild hook from Midget.
Midget misses with a hook
and Parsnips counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
It looks like Fat Midget has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parsnips drops Midget with a big left hand! Midget is injured, injured bad! Parsnips jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Popeye Parsnips !
The defeated Fat Midget had this to say: 'Rocket up your ass.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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