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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerome Bland (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tarton McFukur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFukur is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Riddin round with yo bitch. Tarton McFukur told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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290 lbs
9 - 0 - 0 |
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211 cm
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294 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jerome Bland!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tarton McFukur!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bland scores with a three punch combo!
It looks like Tarton McFukur has been cut.
Bland cracks McFukur with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! McFukur looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bland finish him?
Bland moves into range and clinches up with McFukur.
I was talking to Bland's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bland pushes McFukur back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That has opened up Tarton McFukur's cut even more.
McFukur wants to take the fight to the mat but Bland manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Bland lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bland drops McFukur onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! McFukur is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
McFukur is rocked!
Bland drops McFukur with a massive uppercut from the clinch! Oh my word, McFukur is out cold! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jerome Bland!
Jerome Bland is the new super heavyweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Jerome Bland made sure he mentioned MayheM sportswear, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
The defeated Tarton McFukur had this to say: 'Expletives fixed, the corporate champ and ur fanboy favorite Rome Bland here's undoubtedly juicing and it's obvious the refs clearly on the pay roll and I'm sure two of the three judges are also. Since there too cheap too buy all three but don't trip I got one of the higher ups on my squad and I'l'.
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