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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Wrestlefuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beast Rockrun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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188 cm
20
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Captain Wrestlefuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Beast Rockrun!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Colin Fotheringham and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rockrun throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wrestlefuck sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rockrun misses with a combination
enabling Wrestlefuck to counter with a crisp jab.
Rockrun lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wrestlefuck circles away quickly and effectively.
Wrestlefuck was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rockrun throws a right and a left that Wrestlefuck avoids nicely.
A lazy left from Wrestlefuck finds it's target.
Rockrun misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Wrestlefuck swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Rockrun.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rockrun.
A slow jab from Rockrun misses its intended target.
Rockrun shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Wrestlefuck as he jumps to the side.
Captain Wrestlefuck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Beast Rockrun.
Rockrun lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Rockrun.
Rockrun looks to clinch
and Wrestlefuck cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wrestlefuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rockrun was well out of range. Poor timing from Wrestlefuck.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Wrestlefuck does it's job there.
Rockrun throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wrestlefuck lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Rockrun at a distance.
Wrestlefuck works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wrestlefuck takes a swing at Rockrun's ribcage but misses.
Rockrun shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Wrestlefuck but Wrestlefuck pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Rockrun looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rockrun lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck misses the shot to the body.
Rockrun throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Wrestlefuck counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rockrun is looking to clinch.
Rockrun misses with a hook.
A counter left hand to the body from Wrestlefuck misses its target.
Rockrun doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Wrestlefuck counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rockrun fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Rockrun avoids the body shot from Wrestlefuck.
Rockrun now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck cracks Rockrun with a good jab.
Rockrun throws a poor cross that misses
and Wrestlefuck makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wrestlefuck works Rockrun's body with a nice hook.
Rockrun tries for a takedown but Wrestlefuck circles away easily
enabling Wrestlefuck to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Beast Rockrun has been cut.
Rockrun with a lazy takedown attempt
and Wrestlefuck counters with a left to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wrestlefuck lands with a straight right. Rockrun didn't see that one coming.
Rockrun takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Wrestlefuck dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Beast Rockrun's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Wrestlefuck stuns Rockrun with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Beast Rockrun seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Rockrun misses.
Wrestlefuck is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Wrestlefuck pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Rockrun back to the cage. Wrestlefuck follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wrestlefuck lands with an overhand left.
Rockrun tries for a takedown but Wrestlefuck circles away easily
enabling Wrestlefuck to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestlefuck uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rockrun.
Wrestlefuck darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rockrun is breathing heavily.
Rockrun pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck staying out of range there.
Wrestlefuck throwing a counter right hand but Rockrun manages to avoid it.
Wrestlefuck swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Rockrun might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Wrestlefuck has got the better of the exchanges.
Wrestlefuck jabs Rockrun to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wrestlefuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rockrun was well out of range. Poor timing from Wrestlefuck.
Rockrun gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Wrestlefuck counter with a right hand.
Wrestlefuck steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rockrun.
No luck for Rockrun with that takedown attempt.
Wrestlefuck swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Captain Wrestlefuck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Beast Rockrun.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rockrun fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wrestlefuck is looking to counter punch.
Rockrun doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Wrestlefuck counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wrestlefuck moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Wrestlefuck uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rockrun has time to react.
Wrestlefuck ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wrestlefuck throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rockrun stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wrestlefuck drops Rockrun with a beautiful combination! Rockrun stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Wrestlefuck is looking for the KO!
Rockrun is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Wrestlefuck shuts the power down on Rockrun. Lights out, game over! Wrestlefuck is your winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Captain Wrestlefuck!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
47% |
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