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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lexington Snape (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quaid's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Total Recall. Snape comes into a darkened arena with his song building. DJ Tiësto - Carmina Burana: Remixed kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Douglas Quaid has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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260 lbs
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285 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douglas Quaid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lexington Snape!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snape drives through and clinches with Quaid against the ropes.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape misses with a knee strike.
Quaid changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Snape fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Snape clinches up against the ropes.
Snape scores with a shot to the side of Quaid's head.
Quaid can't find room to land a body shot as Snape controls the action.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Quaid is breathing heavily.
Snape gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Douglas Quaid has been cut.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape lands an elbow just above Quaid 's eye.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape lands a body shot in the clinch.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Snape.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Quaid takes an elbow to the forehead.
Snape lands an elbow inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snape scores with a shoulder strike.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape landing knees to the head.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Quaid won't want to take too many of those.
Quaid blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Snape blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Quaid takes a shot to the head.
Quaid avoiding damage as Snape throws knees to the body.
Quaid on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Snape tries a knee to the head but Quaid blocks it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape misses with a knee strike.
Snape misses with a knee strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snape working Quaid over with knees to the body.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape with a knee to the head.
Snape using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Quaid has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nice body punch from Snape - that landed with a thud.
Snape has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Quaid seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Snape can turn it around.
Snape lands a nice shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snape lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Snape.
Quaid avoiding damage as Snape throws knees to the body.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Quaid lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Quaid avoids it.
Snape prevents a takedown attempt there.
Snape misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A right handed body shot lands from Snape.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Snape lands an elbow inside that Quaid shrugs off.
Snape trying to land knees to the body.
Snape lands an elbow that stopped Quaid in his tracks for a moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snape.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Quaid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Snape looking to throw knees to the head but Quaid is blocking nicely.
Snape blocks an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snape working Quaid over with knees to the body.
Snape doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Snape trying to land knees to the body.
Quaid blocks the elbow strike.
Snape lands a damaging elbow.
Snape connects with a knee to the head.
Snape tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Snape.
Quaid misses with a hook from the clinch.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Quaid won't want to take too many of those.
Snape trying to land knees to the body.
Snape lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Quaid or not.
Snape tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Snape lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Snape landing knees to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape tries to work over Quaid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Snape lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Snape.
Snape can't find room to land a body shot as Quaid controls the action.
Snape trying to land knees to the body.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Snape lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Snape lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Quaid backwards.
Quaid prevents a body shot from Snape.
Quaid blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Snape with a knee to the head.
Quaid on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Snape trying to land knees to the body.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Quaid won't want to take too many of those.
Snape can't find room to land a body shot as Quaid controls the action.
Snape misses with a knee to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Snape pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Quaid.
Quaid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Snape misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lexington Snape dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Douglas Quaid's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Quaid's jab looks to have found its range, popping Snape under the eye.
Snape tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Quaid manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Quaid shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Snape but Snape pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lexington Snape is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Snape tries to clinch there but Quaid circles away.
Quaid gets tackled into the ropes by Snape. Snape maintains the clinch.
Lexington Snape seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Snape lands a nice elbow.
Quaid is trying to push Snape away but Snape has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Snape creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quaid's defenses.
Quaid lands a hook that snaps the head of Snape backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snape prevents a takedown attempt there.
Quaid misses with a body punch.
Snape creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Snape creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Snape tries a body shot but Quaid blocks it.
Quaid takes a knee to the side of the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snape lands a damaging elbow.
Snape lands with a left to the head.
Quaid blocks a body shot from Snape.
Snape lands an elbow that stopped Quaid in his tracks for a moment.
Snape lands a shoulder strike.
Quaid managing to block the knees to the body from Snape.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Quaid lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A right hand to the body from Snape.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Snape lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Snape throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A shot in the inside from Snape.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Snape missing with knees to the body.
Snape comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Quaid takes an elbow to the temple.
Snape lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Quaid in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A head punch on the inside from Quaid fails to land.
Quaid blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Quaid swings wildly with an uppercut but Snape uses good head movement to avoid it.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Quaid managing to block the knees to the body from Snape.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape lands a shot to the body.
Snape misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Quaid.
Snape pushes Quaid back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Snape comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Quaid.
Quaid throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snape lands a nice elbow.
Quaid takes an elbow to the forehead.
A short uppercut from Quaid.
Snape gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Snape connects with a knee to the head.
Snape gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Quaid has a couple of punches blocked by Snape.
Snape tries a body shot but Quaid blocks it.
Snape blocking some punches.
Quaid jumps guard but Snape turns him against the ropes and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Douglas Quaid. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Quaid drops down looking for an ankle pick but Snape pulls his leg out and moves away.
Lexington Snape is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Snape ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Snape wants to counter the offense by Quaid and move into the clinch position.
Quaid swats away the attempt to clinch by Snape.
Quaid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Snape rushes Quaid and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snape doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Quaid lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snape misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Quaid.
Snape tries to land knees in the clinch but Quaid avoids the damage to the body.
Quaid blocks the elbow strike.
Snape blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Quaid avoids a wild elbow strike from Snape.
Quaid blocks an elbow strike.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Quaid won't want to take too many of those.
Snape pushes off an throws an elbow but Quaid leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Snape comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Snape misses with a punch to the body.
Snape struggles to land a body shot inside as Quaid controls his hands.
Snape trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Snape misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Quaid.
Quaid is trying to drag Snape to the mat but Snape just about manages to keep his footing. He used the ropes to his advantage there.
Snape with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lexington Snape showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Douglas Quaid's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Snape is looking to clinch but Quaid is avoiding it.
Snape wants to clinch.
Quaid circles away from the clinch attempt.
Quaid is looking to counter punch.
Quaid throws a jab but it's blocked by Snape.
Quaid with a hook.
Snape keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snape gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Quaid jabs Snape right on the nose. Snape blinks but takes it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A shot to the liver by Quaid. Beautiful body shot.
Snape takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Quaid swings for the body but Snape moves out of range.
Snape steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Quaid.
A slow jab from Quaid misses its intended target.
Quaid misses with a wild body shot.
Snape fails in his attempt to clinch.
It looked like Quaid wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Quaid misses with a hook. Snape ducked under it nicely.
Snape darts in trying to clinch
and Quaid cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snape is looking to clinch but Quaid is avoiding it.
The fighters circling - Quaid throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Snape tries to clinch up but Quaid circles away and keeps his distance.
Snape slips under a jab.
Snape leaves Quaid with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Snape tries to counter by closing the distance.
Snape pushes Quaid up against the ropes in a clinch.
Quaid is looking for a takedown up against the ropes. Snape gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Douglas Quaid. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Quaid's ribcage.
Snape lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape lands an elbow inside that Quaid shrugs off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snape trying to land knees to the body.
Snape's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Nice elbow from Snape.
Snape is leaning against Quaid and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Snape working Quaid over with knees to the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape lands an elbow inside that Quaid shrugs off.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Snape just misses with a elbow thrown towards Quaid's brow.
Quaid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Snape misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Quaid.
Snape lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Quaid swings wildly with an uppercut but Snape uses good head movement to avoid it.
Snape with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Douglas Quaid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Quaid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snape throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Snape has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Snape tries to land a knee to the head but Quaid blocks with his arms.
Lexington Snape is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Quaid.
Quaid goes for a takedown attempt but Snape pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Quaid gets in close and instigates a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Quaid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Quaid working aggressively here.
Snape blocks an uppercut.
Snape blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Snape is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Quaid is defending well for now.
Quaid breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Snape is looking to clinch but Quaid is avoiding it.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Douglas Quaid.
I think Snape has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 26:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lexington Snape!
An out of breath and clearly excited Lexington Snape thanked Sin City Allstars for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
Douglas Quaid spoke after the fight, saying 'That one was from Santa!'.
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