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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ted Getstoned (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Palentine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ted Getstoned has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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155 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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162 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ted Getstoned!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Palentine!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Getstoned dodges the punch combination from Palentine.
Palentine scores with a shot to the body.
Getstoned takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've been told by Getstoned's head coaches at Skulls house of pain that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Palentine is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Getstoned misses with an uppercut.
Palentine slips a jab and a cross from Getstoned.
Getstoned with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Palentine to score with a decent uppercut.
Palentine throws a poor cross that misses
and Getstoned counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Palentine paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Getstoned looks to score with a jab to the body but Palentine is just out of range.
Palentine blocks a jab.
Palentine uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Getstoned has time to react.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Palentine misses with a straight left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Getstoned forces Palentine back against the cage and clinches.
Getstoned being controlled against the cage.
Getstoned decides to pull guard.
Palentine is looking to work some ground and pound but Getstoned has wrist control.
Palentine controlling from the top position.
Getstoned looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Palentine is posturing up here but Getstoned has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Palentine tries to roll out but it's too tight and Palentine has to tap! Slick submission there by Getstoned!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ted Getstoned!
Our winner, Ted Getstoned, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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