PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chinua Achebe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hunk Mcplankpunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chinua Achebe could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hunk Mcplankpunch's chin.

Achebe
vs
Mcplankpunch

215 cm
25
295 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Intelligent

Versus

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Chinua Achebe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hunk Mcplankpunch!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Steven Brown and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcplankpunch throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Achebe.

It looks like Chinua Achebe has been cut.
Mcplankpunch fakes the leg kick and cracks Achebe in the body.
Achebe misses with a jab, cross combination.
Achebe avoids the head kick by Mcplankpunch.
Achebe is looking for a counter combo.
Mcplankpunch falls off balance throwing a combination
and Achebe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mcplankpunch throws a nice looking combination but Achebe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mcplankpunch lands with a kick to the temple. Achebe shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Mcplankpunch gets tackled into the ropes by Achebe. Achebe maintains the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Mcplankpunch as Achebe tries to tie him up.
Achebe avoiding damage as Mcplankpunch throws knees to the body.
Achebe's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Mcplankpunch lands a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcplankpunch lands with a left to the head.
Mcplankpunch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Achebe blocks it with crossed arms.
Achebe stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Mcplankpunch connects with a nasty looking knee right to Achebe's face.
Achebe is trying to break the clinch but Mcplankpunch is controlling him.
Achebe misses with a body punch.
Achebe takes a knee to the side of the body.
Mcplankpunch's coach down at Arvins Bootcamp was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Mcplankpunch's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Mcplankpunch misses with a knee to the head.
Mcplankpunch looks winded!

Achebe pulls guard effortlessly.

Achebe is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Mcplankpunch rolls with it to try and escape but Achebe cranks on the arm and Mcplankpunch is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Chinua Achebe!
An out of breath Chinua Achebe thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.