PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Halfdan Ragnarsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Yahweh Falwell will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Ragnarsson
vs
Falwell

195 cm
28
210 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

171 cm
36
144 lbs
1 - 77 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Halfdan Ragnarsson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 77 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ragnarsson has Falwell up against the cage in a clinch.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell is trying to force a seperation but Ragnarsson has the dominant position.
Ragnarsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow.
Ragnarsson working the clinch nicely. Falwell is working for position but Ragnarsson cracks him with a big knee to the head! Falwell crumples up against the cage and Ragnarsson lands two more shots before the ref can save Falwell! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Halfdan Ragnarsson!
A victorious Halfdan Ragnarsson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.