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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juju Farty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biggus Dickus has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Juju Farty!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Dirk Anderson and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farty shoots in for a takedown but Dickus shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dickus throwing a counter right hand but Farty manages to avoid it.
Farty drives through and clinches with Dickus against the cage.
Dickus is pressed up against the cage. Farty has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dickus down to the mat. Dickus avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Farty misses with an uppercut. Dickus saw that one coming.
Dickus keeps the fight on the outside.
Dickus sizes up Farty with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Farty drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Farty forces Dickus back against the cage and clinches.
Farty looking to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Farty tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dickus smiles and moves away.
Biggus Dickus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juju Farty.
Dickus slips a jab and a cross from Farty.
Dickus scores with a jab to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farty doesn't manage to clinch there - Dickus circles away.
Juju Farty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dickus cracks Farty with an open hand slap.
Farty tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dickus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Dickus does it's job there.
Dickus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Farty throws out the jab.
Dickus cracks Farty with a good jab.
That has opened up Juju Farty's cut even more.
Dickus scores with a nice head shot.
Farty tried to score with a low kick but Dickus checks it.
Dickus is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Farty shoots in but no luck this time.
Farty fails in his attempt to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Dickus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Farty shoots for a double leg takedown but Dickus sprawls well. He's pushed Farty's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
It looked like Dickus was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Farty darts in trying to clinch
letting Dickus counter with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farty throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Farty tries to clinch
and Dickus counters with a straight right hand.
The cut above Juju Farty's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Farty shoots and misses
and Dickus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Farty looks winded!
Farty takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dickus is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Farty fails with a takedown attempt.
Nice shot lands for Dickus.
Juju Farty's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Farty tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dickus counters with a one-two to the body.
Dickus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickus slaps away a takedown attempt from Farty, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dickus connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Farty's hands.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juju Farty's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Biggus Dickus!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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