PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nem Sis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douche Pillowhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sis comes to the cage accompanied by Tsunami. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sis
vs
Pillowhands

178 cm
33
186 lbs
26 - 10 - 0

175 cm
31
172 lbs
22 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nem Sis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Douche Pillowhands!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Trevor Gratis and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Sis pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Nem Sis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sis scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sis misses with a wild body shot.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Sis pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Pillowhands slips a jab from Sis.

Pillowhands ducks straight into an uppercut from Sis and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Pillowhands manages to regain guard straight away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pillowhands working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sis.
Pillowhands trying to control the position here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sis with a flurry of punches that miss.
Sis throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pillowhands works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Sis has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sis loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Sis trying to control the position from guard on top but Pillowhands is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sis trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pillowhands utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Pillowhands controlling the position.
Sis with a flurry of punches that miss.
Sis trying to control but Pillowhands is working from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sis.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Pillowhands shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sis throws the left hand but Pillowhands avoids the punch easily.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Sis misses with a low kick.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Sis avoids it easily.
Sis pushes Pillowhands away with a front kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sis.
Sis fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pillowhands.
Sis throws an off balance right hand

and Pillowhands counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Sis tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Sis is working hard here to advance position.
Pillowhands wants to pass the guard but Sis is keeping the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sis manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Pillowhands manages to get himself to full guard.

Sis working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Pillowhands's head.
Sis loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Sis postures up in Pillowhands's guard and throws a big left but Pillowhands blocks it.
Sis pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pillowhands is keeping the position for now.
Pillowhands working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sis.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sis throws a big right hand that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Sis accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Sis throwing strikes but missing.
Sis trying to control but Pillowhands is working from the bottom.
Sis in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Pillowhands trying to control the position.
Sis is looking to work some ground and pound but Pillowhands has wrist control.
Pillowhands pulls Sis in close to prevent any damage.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Sis throws a head kick but Pillowhands moves out of range.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Sis defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nem Sis dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

A big left from Sis misses.
Sis throws a head kick that misses.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Sis throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sis throws out a leg kick but Pillowhands moves out of range and Sis only half commits.
Pillowhands shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sis throws a body shot but no joy.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Sis defends it well.
Sis lands with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sis jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pillowhands ducks under a wild hook from Sis.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Sis connects with a crisp jab.
Nem Sis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Sis does it's job there.
Sis looks to throw the jab but Pillowhands is out of range.
Sis misses with a kick to the body.
Sis misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Sis defends it well.
Sis misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pillowhands.
Sis throws a head kick but Pillowhands moves out of range.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Sis avoids it easily.
Sis throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Sis avoids it easily.
Sis looks for the body kick but Pillowhands saw that one coming.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Pillowhands avoids the head kick by Sis.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Sis pushes his down on his head and steps out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sis throws out a loose jab but Pillowhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sis misses with an uppercut. Pillowhands saw that one coming.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Sis lands a high kick!
Sis throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sis connects with a leg kick. Pillowhands looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pillowhands uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sis.
Sis throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Sis has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Sis fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pillowhands manages to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sis misses with a wild body shot.
Sis throws a jab but it's blocked by Pillowhands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pillowhands avoids the body shot from Sis.
Sis throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sis throws a solid leg kick but Pillowhands takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Sis.
Pillowhands takes a kick to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Sis.
Pillowhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Douche Pillowhands is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pillowhands checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Sis scores with a nice strike.
Sis throws an overhand right that lands on Pillowhands's shoulder, as Pillowhands tries to avoid the shot.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pillowhands blocks a head kick by Sis.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Sis is looking to land body kicks.
Sis throws a hook but Pillowhands blocks it.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Pillowhands ducks under a wild hook from Sis.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Sis avoids it easily.
Sis with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Sis misses with a low kick.
Pillowhands checks a low kick from Sis.
Sis throws a head kick that misses.
Sis throws a push kick but Pillowhands slaps the foot to one side.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Sis looks to land a right hand but Pillowhands moved out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nem Sis dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Sis is looking to chop away at Pillowhands's legs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sis. Pillowhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sis throws a hook but Pillowhands avoids it easily.
Sis is looking to score with low kicks.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Sis avoids it easily.
Sis misses with a kick to the body.
Sis takes a swing at Pillowhands's ribcage but misses.
And Pillowhands tries to counter it with a takedown but Sis pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Sis swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sis misses with a looping left.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Nice uppercut lands for Sis. That snapped Pillowhands's head back.
Sis throws a hook but Pillowhands avoids it easily.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sis fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Sis defends it well.
Pillowhands staying out of range there.
Pillowhands with the counter takedown but Sis avoids it easily.
Pillowhands keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Sis defends it well.
A jab from Sis misses.
Sis tries to score with a low kick but Pillowhands moves his leg out of the way.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Sis shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Sis fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pillowhands looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Sis throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pillowhands sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sis throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pillowhands changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Douche Pillowhands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pillowhands checks a leg kick.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Sis misses with a double jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sis. Pillowhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pillowhands moves out of range of the body kick from Sis.
Pillowhands feints the counter takedown.
Sis throws a head kick that misses.
Pillowhands avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pillowhands drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Sis defends it well.
Sis throws a sloppy head kick and Pillowhands moves out of range easily.
Pillowhands uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sis.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Sis throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nem Sis is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sis lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Sis just misses with a punch to the body.
Sis throws a leg kick that is checked

and Pillowhands counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Sis is trying to get back to full guard.
Sis is looking to control Pillowhands's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Sis avoid being mounted?
Pillowhands takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Sis is controlling Pillowhands's trapped leg to prevent Pillowhands from advancing to side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sis is trying to get back to full guard.
Pillowhands thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sis's head.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Sis misses the target.
Pillowhands is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Sis throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Sis throws a right hand that Pillowhands ducks under and follows up with a left that Pillowhands also avoids with ease.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Sis tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pillowhands tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Sis lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nem Sis showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Sis, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:26
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nem Sis!
During a confident post fight interview, Nem Sis thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Douche Pillowhands spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm not sure where to go from here? Do I keep fighting?'.