PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Diggler might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Bitch Slap dat Ho. Diggler has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Diggler
vs
Walker

204 cm
21
230 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
225 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dirk Diggler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johnny Walker!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Edson Gomes and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diggler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Diggler throws a series of punches but Walker avoids them all with ease.
Diggler is breathing heavily.
Diggler misses with a head kick.
Walker looks for a takedown but Diggler sprawls well.
Walker tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Diggler swivels and escapes.
Diggler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Walker doesn't manage to clinch there - Diggler circles away.
Walker moves forwards but Diggler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Walker lands a nice shot to the body.
Walker moves in looking to clinch but Diggler pushes him off.
Walker fails to land the takedown.
Dirk Diggler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johnny Walker.
Walker is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Walker doesn't manage to clinch there - Diggler circles away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Walker.
Walker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Walker shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Diggler pinned against the cage. Diggler gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker works Diggler's body with a nice hook.
Diggler throws a hook but Walker blocks it.
Walker shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Walker shoots in and drives through. Diggler sprawls well.
Walker moves in looking to clinch but Diggler pushes him off.
Walker shoots for a double leg takedown but Diggler sprawls well. He's pushed Walker's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Diggler misses with a straight left.
Dirk Diggler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diggler swats away the attempt to clinch by Walker.
Diggler has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Walker finds it's way round the side to connect with Diggler's head.
Diggler scores with a nice right hand.
Walker throws a left and a right that both miss
and Diggler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice takedown defense from Diggler. No joy for Walker on that attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Walker shoots in and drives through. Diggler sprawls well.
Walker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Diggler is fending him off so far but Walker persists. Nope, Diggler circles away and we're back to standing.
Walker moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Walker shoots in but Diggler avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Diggler swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Diggler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Walker.
Nice takedown defense from Diggler. No joy for Walker on that attempt.
Diggler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Walker shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Diggler but Diggler pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A jab lands there for Diggler.
Diggler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Walker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Diggler.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diggler takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Walker wants to clinch.
Diggler throws a left and a right that both miss
and Walker counters with a body kick.
Walker misses the shot to the body.
Diggler swats away the attempt to clinch by Walker.
Walker lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Walker wants to clinch.
Walker tries for a takedown but Diggler circles away easily
letting Diggler counter with a right hand.
Walker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diggler.
Walker tries to clinch up
and Diggler counters with a one-two to the body.
Diggler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diggler throws a nice looking combination but Walker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Walker wants to clinch
and Walker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Walker wants to clinch
and Diggler counters with a two punch combo.
Walker scores with a three punch combo!
Diggler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Walker.
Walker lands with a slapping head kick.
Diggler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Walker lands with a nice body punch.
Diggler displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Dirk Diggler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Diggler misses with a two punch combination.
Walker shoots and misses
and Diggler counters with a nice uppercut.
Diggler misses with a combination
and Walker counters with a series of strikes. Diggler will be more careful next time no doubt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Diggler dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Diggler stuffs the takedown attempt from Walker. Walker gets slowly back to his feet.
Walker fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Diggler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Diggler tries a head kick but it misses.
Dirk Diggler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice sprawl there from Diggler as Walker shoots in.
Dirk Diggler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johnny Walker.
Diggler misses with a series of wild punches.
Walker changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Diggler tries to avoid it but Walker manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Diggler to the ground. Diggler escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Walker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Walker comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Diggler throws a series of punches but Walker moves out of range.
Diggler looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Diggler keeps the fight on the outside.
Walker avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diggler walks into a stiff left hand from Walker.
Walker throws a head kick that misses.
Diggler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Walker fails with a takedown attempt.
Diggler misses with a jab, cross combination.
Walker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Walker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Diggler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Diggler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A head kick by Diggler misses
and Walker counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Diggler throws a head kick that misses.
A punch combination from Diggler misses.
Walker takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Walker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Diggler swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Diggler misses with a series of wild punches.
Walker shoots for a takedown but Diggler saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Walker blocks a head kick by Diggler.
Walker keeps Diggler at a distance using the push kick.
Diggler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diggler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Walker tries to clinch but Diggler moves out of range.
Diggler lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Diggler throws a head kick but Walker moves out of range.
Walker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A combination from Diggler does no damage.
The fight stays on the outside here - Walker looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Walker pushes Diggler away with a front kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diggler looks to land a combination but Walker avoids it well.
Walker moves in looking to clinch but Diggler pushes him off.
Walker closes the distance looking to clinch
and Diggler counters with a nice uppercut.
Walker tries for a takedown but Diggler circles away easily
and Diggler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Walker has his takedown stuffed
and Diggler counters with a straight right hand.
Walker looks to clinch
and Diggler counters with a left and a right that stings Walker.
Diggler throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Some wild striking there from Diggler.
Diggler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Walker is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Diggler rather than just go for the knockout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Walker closes the distance looking to clinch
and Diggler counters with a left and a right that stings Walker.
Walker shoots in but Diggler avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Walker looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Diggler looks to land a combination. Walker sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Walker tries to clinch up but Diggler circles away and keeps his distance.
Diggler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Walker shoots and misses
and Diggler counters with a left to the body.
Walker takes one to the side of the head.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Walker is looking to clinch.
Diggler throws a leg kick
and Walker counters with a good, hard body kick but Diggler shrugs it off.
Walker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Diggler.
Walker fails with an attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Diggler dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Diggler throws a head kick that misses
and Walker counters with a head kick.
Diggler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nice takedown defense from Diggler. No joy for Walker on that attempt.
Walker shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Diggler counters with a nice uppercut.
A thudding body kick lands there by Walker!
Walker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Diggler misses with a few strikes there.
Walker changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Diggler tries to avoid it but Walker manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Diggler to the ground. Diggler escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Dirk Diggler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johnny Walker.
Walker walks into a stiff left hand from Diggler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice sprawl there from Diggler as Walker shoots in.
Diggler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Walker moves in looking to clinch but Diggler pushes him off.
Diggler will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Diggler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Walker shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Diggler pinned against the cage. Diggler gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker fails with the takedown.
A head kick by Walker misses
and Diggler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Diggler throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Walker tries to clinch but Diggler moves away
and Diggler counters with a one-two to the body.
Diggler throws a hook to the side of Walker's head but Walker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice straight punches there by Diggler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Diggler.
Walker shoots and misses
and Diggler counters with a three punch combo that has Walker backing up. Walker nods at Diggler to acknowledge the strikes.
Diggler misses with a double jab
and Walker counters with a nice low kick that buckles Diggler's knee momentarily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Diggler.
Diggler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Walker lands a jab-cross combination.
Walker fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Walker tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Diggler counters with a three punch combo that has Walker backing up. Walker nods at Diggler to acknowledge the strikes.
Diggler swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Walker tries to clinch but Diggler is having none of it.
Walker doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Diggler counters with a three punch combo that has Walker backing up. Walker nods at Diggler to acknowledge the strikes.
Walker with a poor takedown
and Diggler counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Walker has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Some wild striking there from Diggler.
Diggler misses with a head kick.
Diggler throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Walker counters with a head kick.
Walker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Diggler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Diggler throws a sloppy head kick

and Walker counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Walker prevents Diggler from standing back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walker is looking to advance position but Diggler won't allow it.
Walker trying to control from half guard but Diggler is working away.
Diggler looks like he's trying to stand up.
Walker not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Walker darts in trying to clinch
enabling Diggler to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Walker fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Walker has his takedown stuffed
and Diggler counters with a one-two to the body.
Dirk Diggler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Diggler connects with a high kick.
Walker with a poor takedown
and Walker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diggler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Walker.
Diggler looks for the body kick but Walker saw that one coming.
Walker tries to clinch but Diggler moves away
and Diggler counters with a one-two to the body.
Walker fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Walker shoots in but no luck this time.
Diggler throws a body kick the misses
and Walker counters with a one-two to the body.
Walker misses with a takedown attempt
and Diggler counters with a stiff right hand.
Walker misses with a takedown
and Diggler counters with a three punch combo that has Walker backing up. Walker nods at Diggler to acknowledge the strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dirk Diggler.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Diggler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 29:28
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 30:28
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirk Diggler!