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Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Trumps Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aleksandr Sinytsyn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Trumps Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Aleksandr Sinytsyn!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Nard Betker and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sinytsyn moves into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Sinytsyn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Thundercunt, pushing him back against the ropes.
Nice body punch from Sinytsyn - that landed with a thud.
Sinytsyn works on Thundercunt's body with a couple of short punches.
Sinytsyn goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sinytsyn blocks it.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Sinytsyn stalling in the clinch but Thundercunt improves position.
Sinytsyn misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sinytsyn blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sinytsyn tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sinytsyn looking to stall.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Sinytsyn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sinytsyn is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a head kick but Sinytsyn moves out of range.
Sinytsyn moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to work over Sinytsyn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sinytsyn lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Sinytsyn looking to slow down the pace here.
Sinytsyn blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn stalling the fight.
Thundercunt gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt with a nice cross.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thundercunt counters with an outside leg kick.
Thundercunt tries to keep at a distance but Sinytsyn has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Sinytsyn avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the ropes.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Sinytsyn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sinytsyn looking to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sinytsyn lands a body punch in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt lands with a slapping head kick.
Sinytsyn gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Sinytsyn has Thundercunt pushed against the ropes.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sinytsyn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sinytsyn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Thundercunt being controlled against the ropes.
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thundercunt counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Thundercunt misses with the body kick
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sinytsyn slips a straight right by Thundercunt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thundercunt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Thundercunt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Aleksandr Sinytsyn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sinytsyn on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Sinytsyn closes the distance and pushes Thundercunt back into the ropes.
Sinytsyn tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Sinytsyn creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Sinytsyn is looking to clinch but Thundercunt is avoiding it.
Thundercunt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Sinytsyn takes the fight into the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Sinytsyn misses with some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sinytsyn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Sinytsyn does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands an elbow inside that Sinytsyn shrugs off.
Sinytsyn breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries a head kick but it misses.
Thundercunt with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Sinytsyn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Thundercunt, pushing him back against the ropes.
Sinytsyn scores with a nice hook to the head.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Sinytsyn controls the action.
Sinytsyn is trying to stall.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sinytsyn or not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Trumps Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Sinytsyn throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Sinytsyn instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sinytsyn or not.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sinytsyn blocking some punches.
Sinytsyn creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Aleksandr Sinytsyn seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sinytsyn struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sinytsyn is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Thundercunt is keeping busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Thundercunt as Sinytsyn tries to tie him up.
Sinytsyn blocking some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sinytsyn misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thundercunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sinytsyn can do to turn this around?
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt lands a damaging elbow.
Sinytsyn takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Sinytsyn moves out of range of the leg kick from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Sinytsyn closes the distance and clinches.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sinytsyn's elbow.
Sinytsyn digs a right hand into Thundercunt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thundercunt's gas tank.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Thundercunt here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Sinytsyn takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Thundercunt, as that shot connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sinytsyn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Thundercunt, pushing him back against the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sinytsyn blocking some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Thundercunt's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sinytsyn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn blocking some punches.
Sinytsyn lands with a light punch inside.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sinytsyn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sinytsyn trying to land knees to the body.
Sinytsyn utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thundercunt managing to block the knees to the body from Sinytsyn.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Sinytsyn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sinytsyn stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sinytsyn checks a leg kick.
Sinytsyn darts in and clinches Thundercunt up against the ropes.
Sinytsyn stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
Sinytsyn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Thundercunt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sinytsyn's knee momentarily.
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Trumps Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Sinytsyn darts in trying to clinch
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sinytsyn closes the distance and pushes Thundercunt back into the ropes.
A hook to the body from Sinytsyn.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
Sinytsyn gets a clinch.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sinytsyn backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Thundercunt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Sinytsyn tries a head kick but it misses.
Thundercunt was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves away
and Thundercunt counters with a low kick, right behind Sinytsyn 's knee.
Thundercunt buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Sinytsyn fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick that misses.
Thundercunt gets tackled into the ropes by Sinytsyn. Sinytsyn maintains the clinch.
Sinytsyn manages to break the clinch.
Sinytsyn moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Trumps Thundercunt dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Sinytsyn scores with a body shot.
Sinytsyn clinches with his opponent.
Sinytsyn dodges an elbow strike from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn lands an elbow just above Thundercunt 's eye.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sinytsyn blocks it.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Sinytsyn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thundercunt avoids it.
Sinytsyn throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Sinytsyn.
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thundercunt moves into the clinch successfully.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sinytsyn lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nice elbow from Thundercunt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Thundercunt throws an elbow but misses.
Sinytsyn is looking to control Thundercunt's arms but Thundercunt gets an underhook and turns him. Now Sinytsyn has his back to the ropes.
Sinytsyn lands an elbow inside that Thundercunt shrugs off.
It looks like Trumps Thundercunt has been cut.
Sinytsyn lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sinytsyn tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike.
Sinytsyn trying to control the position but instead, Thundercunt has worked for underhooks and has pushed Sinytsyn into the ropes.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt prevents Sinytsyn from breaking the clinch.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sinytsyn blocks it.
Sinytsyn lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
Sinytsyn blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn missing with knees to the body.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sinytsyn backwards.
Thundercunt manages to break the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a right hook to the body.
Sinytsyn connects with a single shot there.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick which misses Sinytsyn's front leg but catches the back leg as Sinytsyn tries to avoid it.
Sinytsyn wants to clinch but Thundercunt slips to the side
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt moves into range and clinches up with Sinytsyn.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A right hook to the body lands for Sinytsyn.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn misses with a punch to the body.
Sinytsyn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Sinytsyn.
Thundercunt explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Sinytsyn darts in and clinches Thundercunt up against the ropes.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Sinytsyn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt pushes Sinytsyn back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt is working Sinytsyn over against the ropes.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
Sinytsyn blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn blocks an uppercut.
Sinytsyn lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt dodges an elbow strike from Sinytsyn.
Thundercunt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sinytsyn tries to close the distance and clinch but Thundercunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thundercunt gets tackled into the ropes by Sinytsyn. Sinytsyn maintains the clinch.
Sinytsyn stalling in the clinch but Thundercunt improves position.
Sinytsyn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sinytsyn blocks it.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt scoring well with a low kick there.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch up
and Thundercunt counters with an inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sinytsyn closes the distance and pushes Thundercunt back into the ropes.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Still in the clinch, Sinytsyn scores with a nice short uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sinytsyn taking a breather.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sinytsyn backwards.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Thundercunt avoiding damage as Sinytsyn throws knees to the body.
Sinytsyn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
Sinytsyn tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
Sinytsyn's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Sinytsyn moves out of range.
Sinytsyn takes the fight into the clinch.
Aleksandr Sinytsyn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sinytsyn tries to land knees in the clinch but Thundercunt avoids the damage to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Trumps Thundercunt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Thundercunt has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Trumps Thundercunt!
Trumps Thundercunt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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