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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dougal McGuire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Hand Grenade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGuire comes to the cage accompanied by My Lovely Horse. Marcus Hand Grenade is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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182 cm
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171 lbs
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180 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dougal McGuire! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marcus Hand Grenade! The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! McGuire takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Hand Grenade throws out a powerful jab. Hand Grenade slips a jab from McGuire. McGuire misses the shot to the body. McGuire connects with a nice looking jab.
We've been told by McGuire's head coaches at Rusterman's that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. McGuire swings and misses with a shot to the body and Hand Grenade connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. McGuire bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. McGuire staying out of range there. McGuire closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Hand Grenade misses with a combination
and McGuire connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. This has been an exciting period of action! This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hand Grenade. McGuire connects with a crisp jab. McGuire takes a jab right on the kisser.
McGuire walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Hand Grenade avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Hand Grenade scores with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. McGuire ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Hand Grenade throws a hook but McGuire avoids it easily. A little feinted left hand from McGuire on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. McGuire on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Hand Grenade lands with a shot to the body. Hand Grenade misses with a jab to the body
and McGuire cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. McGuire is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. McGuire throws a shot to the body.
Hand Grenade misses with a lunging right hand
and McGuire counters with a straight right hand. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McGuire, as that shot connected.
McGuire misses with a body shot.
Hand Grenade walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. McGuire on the wrong end of a nice jab. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! McGuire keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hand Grenade cracks a nice hook into McGuire's ribs. Hand Grenade lands a really nice looking cross but McGuire seems unphased.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Nice shot by McGuire. Hand Grenade swings away with a body shot that misses
and McGuire counters with a lovely straight right hand! McGuire scores with a punch to the head. McGuire feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Hand Grenades jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Hand Grenade steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McGuire. McGuire throws a lazy right hand but Hand Grenade sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. McGuire missing with a left hand there. Hand Grenade was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. McGuire uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hand Grenade. Hand Grenade displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McGuire throws out the jab. Hand Grenade slips a jab from McGuire. McGuire throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McGuire walks into a left hand. McGuire slips a jab from Hand Grenade. Hand Grenade fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McGuire manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hand Grenade lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McGuire circles away quickly and effectively. Hand Grenade takes a swing at McGuire's ribcage but misses. McGuire moves out of range as Hand Grenade strikes. Hand Grenade misses the shot to the body. McGuire has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from McGuire there as he acknowledges the shot. McGuire with a body punch. A glancing blow. A slow jab from Hand Grenade misses its intended target. Hand Grenade on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. A big left from Hand Grenade misses. Hand Grenade is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hand Grenade lands a body shot.
Hand Grenade moves into range and connects with a jab. Hand Grenade throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. McGuire throwing a counter right hand but Hand Grenade manages to avoid it. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! McGuire is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hand Grenade. Despite the aggression on Hand Grenade's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
That's four minutes gone in the round. McGuire throws a jab but it's blocked by Hand Grenade. Hand Grenade throws a jab when McGuire was well out of range. Nice uppercut there from Hand Grenade. Hand Grenade takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. A looping hook to the body misses from Hand Grenade. McGuire does a little dance to reset his feet. McGuire steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hand Grenade. McGuire fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Hand Grenade lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Hand Grenade swings widly with a right hand
and McGuire counters with a stiff right hand. McGuire lands a slapping body shot.
McGuire digs a good body shot into Hand Grenade's ribs. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Hand Grenade misses with a left hand and McGuire cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Hand Grenade fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hand Grenade lands with an overhand left. Hand Grenade tests McGuire's chin there with a solid looking shot. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Marcus Hand Grenade will probably get the nod. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
McGuire throws a looping overhand right but Hand Grenade ducks down to avoid it. McGuire uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hand Grenade.
McGuire lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hand Grenade throws a combination that misses and McGuire counters with a stiff right hand. Hand Grenade thuds a left hand into McGuire's body. Hand Grenade throws a right hand that misses
and McGuire counters with a straight right hand. McGuire throws a looping overhand right but Hand Grenade ducks down to avoid it. Hand Grenade pushing out the jab but it's not landing. McGuire swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Hand Grenade throws a combination that misses and McGuire makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. McGuire misses with a left hand letting Hand Grenade counter with a right hand. McGuire scores with a body shot.
Hand Grenade misses the shot to the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! McGuire misses with the combination.
McGuire misses with a hook
and Hand Grenade counters with a left to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hand Grenade throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McGuire. Marcus Hand Grenade is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Hand Grenade throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. A telegraphed right hand from McGuire misses the target. McGuire throws a jab but it's blocked by Hand Grenade. Hand Grenade takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Hand Grenade smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. McGuire punishes Hand Grenade's body with a nice straight punch. Hand Grenade thows a left - swing and a miss! A slow jab from McGuire misses its intended target. McGuire drops Hand Grenade with a beautiful combination! Hand Grenade stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - McGuire is looking for the KO!
Hand Grenade is rocked! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! McGuire circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Hand Grenade to the canvas! Hand Grenade doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - McGuire keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dougal McGuire! A relieved looking Dougal McGuire thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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