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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hunter Gatherer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Oneil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gatherer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Down In A Hole - Alice In Chains. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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195 cm
36
267 lbs
29 - 15 - 1 |
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194 cm
24
235 lbs
10 - 7 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
29 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hunter Gatherer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Kevin Oneil! The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Robert Douchet and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The fight stays on the outside here - Gatherer looks like he's thinking about clinching though. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Oneil! But no joy. Gatherer misses the shot to the body. Gatherer thumps Oneil with a low kick. Oneil misses with a straight left. Oneil tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gatherer was well out of range. Poor timing from Oneil. Gatherer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight. Oneil changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Gatherer misses with a straight left. Oneil is looking to clinch. Oneil dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gatherer. That did some damage! A nice inside leg kick there by Gatherer. That's going to slow Oneil down. Oneil attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Oneil takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Oneil keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gatherer. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gatherer, right into the meat.
Oneil throws a hook but Gatherer blocks it. Gatherer loads up on a big right hand but Oneil slips the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Oneil swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Oneil uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gatherer. Gatherer tries a head kick but it misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Oneil.
Oneil missing with a left hand there. Gatherer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Gatherer moves out of range as Oneil strikes. Gatherer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Gatherer blocks a head kick by Oneil.
Oneil takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Oneil misses the jab. Gatherer pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Oneil throws a body shot but no joy. Gatherer throws a looping overhand right but Oneil ducks down to avoid it. A shot to the liver by Oneil. Beautiful body shot. Gatherer moves out of range of the body kick. Oneil throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gatherer is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Oneil has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Oneil takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Gatherer just misses with a punch to the body.
Gatherer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Oneil counters with a lovely straight right hand! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Oneil takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Oneil fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Gatherer avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Oneil on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. A solid body kick from Gatherer. Oneil paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. A head kick misses from Gatherer. Gatherer throws out a loose jab but Oneil uses good head movement to avoid it. A shot to the liver by Oneil. Beautiful body shot. Oneil attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Gatherer misses with a kick to the body.
Oneil counters with a body kick. A jab from Oneil misses. A leg kick checked by Gatherer.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Gatherer throws a quick inside leg kick. Gatherer scores with a spinning back kick! Oneil looks winded! Gatherer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Gatherer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Oneil tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Oneil swings for the body but Gatherer moves out of range.
Gatherer lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick. Oneil keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Oneil wants to counter with a clinch but Gatherer pushes him away. Oneil stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Gatherer. Oneil fails in his attempt to clinch. Gatherer looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Oneil steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect. Gatherer throws a quick inside leg kick. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Gatherer.
Oneil tries to clinch but Gatherer is having none of it. Oneil throws a looping overhand right but Gatherer ducks down to avoid it. Oneil chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A solid leg kick lands there for Oneil.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Oneil misses with an attempted mid kick.
Oneil connects with a jab. Oneil tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gatherer was well out of range. Poor timing from Oneil. Gatherer looks to score with a jab to the body but Oneil is just out of range. Gatherer tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Oneil lands a jab to the nose. Gatherer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Oneil lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gatherer circles away quickly and effectively. A low kick from Gatherer is predictable there and Oneil counters with a left to the body. Oneil looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Gatherer throws a push kick but Oneil slaps the foot to one side. Gatherer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Oneil has time to react. Oneil swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Oneil's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Gatherer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Oneil misses with a body shot
and Gatherer counters with a low kick, right behind Oneil 's knee. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Gatherer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Hunter Gatherer will probably get the nod. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Gatherer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Gatherer misses with a low kick as Oneil jumps back. Oneil is trying to counter with his kicks. Gatherer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. That kick from Gatherer tenderised Oneil's leg. Oneil is trying to keep his angry face on. Oneil misses with a low kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Oneil. That's going to slow Gatherer down. Gatherer throws a looping overhand right but Oneil ducks down to avoid it. Oneil throws a head kick that misses. Gatherer appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick. Gatherer moves away from the strike by Oneil. Gatherer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Oneil connects with a right hand. Gatherer shakes it off. You can see that Oneil has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks Oneil lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Gatherer is looking to slow Oneil down with leg kicks. Oneil connects with a leg kick. Gatherer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Hunter Gatherer is winning the standup battle so far. Good leg kick by Oneil there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Oneil misses with a wild body shot. Good work by Oneil as he checks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. A punch lands to the side of Gatherer 's head but he takes it in his stride. A jab from Gatherer does it's job there. Gatherer scoring well with a low kick there.
Gatherer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Gatherer connects with the punch. Gatherer cracks Oneil with a right hand to the side of the head. Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Gatherer. Oneil shrugs it off though. Oneil is breathing heavily. Oneil gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Gatherer. Gatherer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Oneil dips down and scores with a jab to the body. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Gatherer - that will leave a mark!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Gatherer. Gatherer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Oneil on the side of the head. Gatherer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Oneil checks it well. Oneil avoids the head kick by Gatherer.
Gatherer slips a jab from Oneil.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Gatherer defending well as Oneil loads up on a big left hand. Gatherer scores with a kick to the midsection. Gatherer lands a big right hand that sends Oneil crashing to the mat! Gatherer stays standing though and waves Oneil back to his feet!
Oneil is rocked! Gatherer throws an overhand right that drops Oneil like a sack of potatoes! Gatherer dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hunter Gatherer! A very excited looking Hunter Gatherer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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