PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Slime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Sublime Paralytic comes to the ring accompanied by Chop Suey. Slime has chosen Captain Sensible - Happy Talk as his entrance music. Kimbo Slime has the eye of the tiger tonight.

The Sublime Paralytic
vs
Slime

190 cm
28
185 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

190 cm
22
186 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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M.O. Fight Wear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Kimbo Slime!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Sublime Paralytic misses with a straight right.
Kimbo Slime seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slime throws an overhand right that lands on The Sublime Paralytic's shoulder, as The Sublime Paralytic tries to avoid the shot.
A swing and a miss from The Sublime Paralytic.
The Sublime Paralytic lands a jab.
Jab by The Sublime Paralytic.
The Sublime Paralytic throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A chopping leg kick lands by Slime.
The Sublime Paralytic connects with a single shot there.
Slime looks to score with a jab to the body but The Sublime Paralytic is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Sublime Paralytic thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slime bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slime moves away from the strike by The Sublime Paralytic.
And Slime tries to counter it with a takedown but The Sublime Paralytic pushes his down on his head and steps out.

Slime feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slime throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Slime working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slime throwing strikes from guard but The Sublime Paralytic blocks nicely.
The Sublime Paralytic wants to sweep here but Slime controlling him for the moment.
Slime postures up and lands a big shot to The Sublime Paralytic's brow.
Slime pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Sublime Paralytic is keeping the position for now.
Slime scoring with some ground and pound.
Slime throwing strikes but missing.
Slime throws a big right hand that misses.
Slime scoring with some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The Sublime Paralytic is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Slime lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Slime working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of The Sublime Paralytic's head.
Slime is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The Sublime Paralytic utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Slime working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Slime stopping the sweep attempt from The Sublime Paralytic.
The Sublime Paralytic knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Slime on the ground.
Slime trying to control the position from guard on top but The Sublime Paralytic is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Slime tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Sublime Paralytic swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Slime tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slime fails with a takedown attempt.
Slime fails with a takedown attempt.
The Sublime Paralytic is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
The Sublime Paralytic scores with a decent looking hook.
The fighters circle momentarily. Slime darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Slime fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Sublime Paralytic manages to avoid it.
Slime digs a good body shot into The Sublime Paralytic's ribs.
Slime getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A big right from Slime misses.
The Sublime Paralytic takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Sublime Paralytic throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slime throws out a counter right but The Sublime Paralytic avoids it with no problem.
Slime misses with a hook. The Sublime Paralytic ducked under it nicely.
The Sublime Paralytic throws a hook but Slime avoids it easily.
A slow jab from The Sublime Paralytic misses its intended target.
Slime's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Sublime Paralytic connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Slime scrambles back to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slime slips a jab from The Sublime Paralytic.
Slime uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Sublime Paralytic.
The Sublime Paralytic misses with a straight right.
Slime looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The Sublime Paralytic connects with the punch.
Slime misses with a takedown
and The Sublime Paralytic cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kimbo Slime.
The Sublime Paralytic doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The Sublime Paralytic lands with a hook. Slime tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Slime fails to land the takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Slime scores with the left hand. The Sublime Paralytic knows he should have avoided that one.
Good exchange - The Sublime Paralytic coming out on top.
The Sublime Paralytic scores with a nice right hand.
The Sublime Paralytic stuns Slime with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Nice jab there from The Sublime Paralytic.
The Sublime Paralytic bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slime connects with an inside leg kick.
The Sublime Paralytic throws a shot from downtown. Slime moves away and avoids it.
The Sublime Paralytic throws a jab when Slime was well out of range.
Slime steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from The Sublime Paralytic.
Slime ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Sublime Paralytic moves away.
The Sublime Paralytic lands a jab.

Slime is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Sublime Paralytic closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Slime! The Sublime Paralytic dives in looking to finish! Slime is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic!
A very excited looking Apolinario The Sublime Paralytic made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Kimbo Slime was interviewed post fight and said 'Well done dude. This is just a blip, I'll be back stronger and better.'.