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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jiu Jitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Aegukka kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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214 lbs
23 - 10 - 1 |
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207 lbs
18 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jiu Jitsu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Jong Un misses.
Jitsu bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Jong Un regains half guard.
Jong Un avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jitsu.
Jitsu is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jong Un has managed to free his arm - good work.
Jong Un makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Jong Un.
Jitsu looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jitsu won't allow Jong Un to sweep him here.
Jitsu looking to pass the guard.
Jong Un is controlling Jitsu's posture.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jitsu drops back looking for a leg! Jong Un is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Jong Un manages to kick Jitsu off! Jitsu jumps back into Jong Un's guard.
Jitsu with a flurry of punches that miss.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jitsu accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jitsu is looking to advance position but Jong Un has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Jong Un prevents Jitsu from getting the reversal.
Jitsu bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Jitsu pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jong Un is keeping the position for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jitsu throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jong Un works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jitsu postures up in Jong Un's guard and throws a big left but Jong Un blocks it.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Jong Un holds on and takes a little breather.
Jitsu won't allow Jong Un to sweep him here.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jitsu accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jitsu stopping the sweep attempt from Jong Un.
Jitsu throwing strikes from guard but Jong Un blocks nicely.
Jitsu throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jong Un works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jitsu drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Jong Un manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Jitsu has Jong Un in his guard.
Jitsu working for a triangle but Jong Un defends it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jitsu is looking for a triangle but Jong Un pushes his legs off easily.
Jong Un must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jitsu striking off his back but it's not causing Jong Un any problems.
Jong Un got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jitsu has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Jong Un has managed to get both his arms back between Jitsu's legs - danger averted.
Jitsu working for a triangle but Jong Un defends it easily.
Jong Un is stalling in the full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jitsu has an active guard here but Jong Un has managed to pass into half guard.
Jitsu wants to get back to full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jitsu slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Jong Un seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jiu Jitsu will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
No luck for Jitsu with that takedown attempt.
Jong Un stuffs the takedown attempt from Jitsu. Jitsu gets slowly back to his feet.
Jitsu avoids the body shot from Jong Un.
Jong Un defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jitsu.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jiu Jitsu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jitsu manages to avoid it.
Jitsu changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jong Un tries to avoid it but Jitsu manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jong Un to the ground. Jong Un escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jong Un wants to counter with a clinch but Jitsu pushes him away.
Jong Un swings for the body but Jitsu moves out of range.
Jitsu feinted with a counter takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un throws a body shot but no joy.
Jitsu blocks a head kick by Jong Un.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jitsu.
Jitsu has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jitsu there as he acknowledges the shot.
Jong Un moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Jitsu fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jong Un avoids it really well and circles away.
Jong Un follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jitsu misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Jitsu doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Jong Un counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jong Un throws a chopping leg kick but Jitsu manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Jitsu drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jong Un sprawls and moves away.
Jong Un jabs Jitsu to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un misses with a hook. Jitsu ducked under it nicely.
Jitsu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jong Un.
Jitsu fails with the takedown
and Jong Un counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jong Un throws a hook to the side of Jitsu's head but Jitsu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jong Un throws a leg kick that misses.
Jong Un avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jong Un follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Jitsu tries to clinch up
and Jitsu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Jiu Jitsu has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jitsu looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jong Un is fending him off so far but Jitsu persists. Nope, Jong Un circles away and we're back to standing.
A telegraphed right hand from Jong Un misses the target.
Jong Un throws a front kick that sends Jitsu stumbling back into the cage.
Jong Un displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jitsu.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jitsu shoots in for a takedown but Jong Un shows good takedown defense.
Jong Un wants to counter with a clinch but Jitsu pushes him away.
Jong Un is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jitsu rather than just go for the knockout.
Jitsu tries to close the distance and clinch but Jong Un swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Jong Un showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jiu Jitsu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Jitsu takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jong Un stuffs the takedown.
Jong Un lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jitsu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jitsu is defended easily by Jong Un.
Jong Un wants to counter the offense by Jitsu and move into the clinch position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un slaps away a takedown attempt from Jitsu, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jiu Jitsu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jitsu fails with a takedown attempt.
Jitsu wants to clinch.
Jong Un swinging wildly here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Jitsu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jong Un throws out the jab.
Jitsu appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Jitsu pushes Jong Un up against the cage in a clinch.
Jong Un pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jong Un feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jitsus jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jitsu shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Jong Un's guard.
Jong Un controls Jitsu momentarily but Jitsu frees himself.
Jong Un avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jitsu drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Jong Un dives on top into guard.
Jong Un stopping the sweep attempt from Jitsu.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jitsu has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jong Un can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Jitsu throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Jong Un controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Jitsu looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Jitsu escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Jong Un gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jong Un wants to control from the top but Jitsu keeps moving.
Jong Un engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Jong Un won't allow Jitsu to sweep him here.
Jiu Jitsu overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jitsu looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jitsu has his foot on Jong Un's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jong Un works his way back into a safe position though.
Jitsu is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jong Un defends well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kim Jong Un comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Jong Un has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 27:29
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 26:30
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kim Jong Un!
After winning the bout, Kim Jong Un thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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