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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pablo Pablos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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158 lbs
12 - 9 - 1 |
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138 lbs
20 - 31 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 31 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Pablo Pablos!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Viktor Lagutenko and Sergei Dronov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson misses with a double jab.
Pablos fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Ferguson throws a shot to the body.
Ferguson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pablos gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ferguson counters with a nice body shot.
Ferguson misses with a hook
and Pablos decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Ferguson's guard.
Pablos trying to control the position from guard on top but Ferguson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ferguson is controlling Pablos's posture.
Ferguson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Pablos on the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson keeping full guard, as Pablos tries to pass.
Pablos trying to control the position from guard on top but Ferguson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pablos stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ferguson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ferguson pulls Pablos in close to his closed guard and prevents Pablos from doing any damage or advancing position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pablos passes Ferguson's left leg - he's now in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Pablos is looking to advance position but Ferguson won't allow it.
Pablos is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Pablos wants to take a breather but Ferguson is having none of it.
Ferguson is trying is best to control the position here.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ferguson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pablos.
Ferguson swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Pablos counter with a right hand.
Ferguson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pablos shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pablo Pablos.
Ferguson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pablos has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ferguson misses with a wild body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Pablos.
Ferguson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pablos wants to counter with a clinch but Ferguson pushes him away.
Pablos ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pablos swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Ferguson explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Ferguson lands with an uppercut that bounces Pablos off the cage and back into range.
Ferguson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pablos dodges the punch combination from Ferguson.
Pablos looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pablos fails with the takedown.
Pablos shoots in looking for a takedown. Ferguson tries to sprawl out of it but Pablos keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ferguson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pablos blocks a head kick by Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a series of punches but Pablos moves out of range.
We've been told by Ferguson's head coaches at Cylon Training Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ferguson. Pablos shrugs it off though.
Pablos shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Ferguson has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Pablos is on him like a limpet, forcing Ferguson back against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pablos tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ferguson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pablos shoots in for a takedown but Ferguson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Ferguson slaps away a takedown attempt from Pablos, before circling back to the center of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Ferguson lunges at Pablos with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Pablos's hand.
Pablos goes for a double leg but Ferguson avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Ferguson continues to drive forward.
Ferguson throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pablos's head.
Pablos is rocked!
Ferguson feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Pablos collapses like a ragdoll! Game over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Sully's Bar & Grill, into his post fight interview.
Pablo Pablos was interviewed post fight and said 'thanks my sponsors and fans!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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